“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Dane gelded

Dane gelded

It is rather difficult at times to know what to make of Trump 2.0. On the one hand, the list of policy accomplishments we have seen thus far, is basically nothing like what we thought we would get back in November 2024. The God-Emperor, as he was at that time,...
Monday morning Ameliagating

Monday morning Ameliagating

The weekends are definitely way too bloody short. I am absolutely certain at this point that I got robbed of a solid six hours yesterday, somehow. I have no idea exactly how it happened, but all I know is that I woke up this morning thinking it was still the weekend,...
Friday T&A: Erik’s Error Edition

Friday T&A: Erik’s Error Edition

The furore surrounding the Dread Pirate Donald’s Trumper Tantrums with respect to Greenland are, I must say, some of the funniest comedy I have ever seen. The whole thing is hilarious at every possible level. Let us start with the very idea of...
Monday morning Tater peeling

Monday morning Tater peeling

For some strange reason, it really feels like the weekends have gotten MUCH shorter since the New Year started. This is not a good thing, at all. I had only just started to recover from going back to work, after a rather pleasant holiday, and then it was straight back...
Sunday Scripture: The Valley of Dry Bones

Sunday Scripture: The Valley of Dry Bones

37 The hand of the Lord was upon me, and he brought me out in the Spirit of the Lord and set me down in the middle of the valley;[a] it was full of bones. 2 And he led me around among them, and behold, there were very many...
How the Felon stole the show from the Turducken

How the Felon stole the show from the Turducken

The other day I was perusing through some random links on my site, and I came across a poast that I wrote nearly 7 (!!!) years ago, on the subject of the legendary “Fighter Mafia”. These were the men who waged a covert bureaucratic war – and that is what it was –...
So this Promethean and a ‘Strayan get to talking…

So this Promethean and a ‘Strayan get to talking…

Yesterday I had the great pleasure of speaking with LRFotS JohnC911, who has started his podcast back up. We had been planning this collaboration to take place late last year, but due to various holiday and work plans – and the immense time differences involved...
Friday T&A: Empire of the Undead Edition

Friday T&A: Empire of the Undead Edition

We have certainly gotten off to quite a start in 2026. With the straight-up deposition and kidnapping of President Maduro of Venezuela, the God-Emperor has essentially declared that America is, in fact, a piratical empire that thinks it can do whatever the hell it...
MUH YURPEEN VALYOOS!!! on full display

MUH YURPEEN VALYOOS!!! on full display

About a month ago, while most of us were slowly slipping into holiday mode, the EUSSR decided to slap personal SANKSHUNS on one Col. Jacques Baud. As of Dec 15 2025, Col. Baud is unable to access his bank accounts in the EU, and is therefore unable to get paid for his...
Monday morning chop-socky

Monday morning chop-socky

Well, 2025 is now firmly in the rear-view mirror, and given how insane the first FIVE DAYS of 2026 have been, I have a sneaking feeling that most of us will be asking if we can get it back, despite how nuts that year was. We just witnessed the US government basically...