“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
We are back in business, lads, and long overdue, too. Indeed, I think we are a solid 4 weeks behind our regularly scheduled programming for this most popular and beloved segment of the site, so there is plainly quite a bit of catching up to do. This is what happens...
The good news is, I am back from vacation. The bad news is, MAN-COLD. And, as Any Fule Kno, man-colds are the most devastating of all, because they are about 20x worse than mere regular colds. This is what tends to happen when you go from 36 degrees (Celsius, for all...
I am currently on vacation, somewhere in the proximity of the Black Sea and the Caucasus. Regular(-ish) service will resume somewhere around the 8th of September. No doubt, this will come as a great relief to many of your browsers, given the gigantiferous content...
Right, chaps, seeing as I will soon be on summer vacation, let us try to class things up a little around here. I was scrolling across TEH YOOTOOBZ earlier today, when a rather curious video popped into my recommended viewing list. After listening to it for a little...
Monday just does NOT get any easier, no matter how relaxing your weekend was. Today started off with a conference call replete with IT issues, wherein one of the participants glitched out several times, leaving us to interpolate what he said. It wasn’t his...
17 The word of the Lord came to me: 2 “Son of man, propound a riddle, and speak a parable to the house of Israel; 3 say, Thus says the Lord God: A great eagle with great wings and long pinions, rich in...
Pretty much immediately after His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, announced...
No messing about today, lads – I missed the weekly poast last Friday, because reasons (mostly legitimate and to do with a crushing workload), so you get a double-scoop today. I will eventually have some deep thoughts – as opposed to deep thots – to...
Well, all I can say is, thank God last week ended. As you can see, it was an extremely punishing one, which resulted in a complete lack of new poasts for over a week. This was as inevitable as it was regrettable – being a function of both the extreme stress of...
52 Zedekiah was twenty-one years old when he became king, and he reigned eleven years in Jerusalem. His mother’s name was Hamutal the daughter of Jeremiah of Libnah. 2 And he did what was evil in the sight of the Lord, according to all...
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