“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Well, the Trumpasaur certainly has not kept anyone waiting or guessing (much) with respect to his picks for his future Administration. There has been a blizzard of names emerging out of the God-Emperor’s camp of late, and the resulting howls of rage and despair...
I am pleased to present another guest poast by our good friend, The Male Brain. This one is a bit different from the general tone and trend of posts on the site for the last few months, and focuses on how to manage relationships with women in a way that might strike...
Normally, we would greet a Monday morning with horror and despair, because that means the end of another weekend, and the start of another week of work-related drudgery. We would greet the day with long faces, remembering how miserable it can be to work for someone...
18 “If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you. 19 If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. 20 Remember the word...
What a week it has been, eh, lads? We have seen the worst, and the best, of the American political system this past week, and it has produced a result that I honestly did not expect. Yet, here we are, with a real sense of optimism and hope for the future –...
As we all come off the emotional high of the God-Emperor’s epic victory – and WHAT a high it is!!! – we now find ourselves faced with the much more pedestrian realities of what he will do, given a second shot at the Cherry Blossom Throne and the Imperial Purple....
As we saw last night, the world appears to be returning – kind-of-sort-of-really-slowly-in-a-chaotic-way – to normal. We can say this, because His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus...
Well, brothers, there it is. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has won...
As a general rule, watching American politics is rather like watching American football – or European football, for that matter: noisy, stupid, and generally pointless. Indeed, one could argue that isn’t even a very good analogy – it may well be more apt to consider...
Well, here we are again, at yet another Monday. And this one is right before TEH MOAST IMPORTANTEST ERECTION EVARRRRR!!! I must apologise for sounding like a particularly retarded Shrillennial, but the fact is, we go through this stupid circus every 4 years, and it is...
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