“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The good, the bad, and the Trumpy

The good, the bad, and the Trumpy

Well, the Trumpasaur certainly has not kept anyone waiting or guessing (much) with respect to his picks for his future Administration. There has been a blizzard of names emerging out of the God-Emperor’s camp of late, and the resulting howls of rage and despair...
Guest Post: Make Her CRY by The Male Brain

Guest Post: Make Her CRY by The Male Brain

I am pleased to present another guest poast by our good friend, The Male Brain. This one is a bit different from the general tone and trend of posts on the site for the last few months, and focuses on how to manage relationships with women in a way that might strike...
Monday morning in Flanders Fields

Monday morning in Flanders Fields

Normally, we would greet a Monday morning with horror and despair, because that means the end of another weekend, and the start of another week of work-related drudgery. We would greet the day with long faces, remembering how miserable it can be to work for someone...
Sunday Scripture: The Hatred of the World

Sunday Scripture: The Hatred of the World

18 “If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you. 19 If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you. 20 Remember the word...
Friday T&A: Victorious March Edition

Friday T&A: Victorious March Edition

What a week it has been, eh, lads? We have seen the worst, and the best, of the American political system this past week, and it has produced a result that I honestly did not expect. Yet, here we are, with a real sense of optimism and hope for the future –...
The God-Emperor and the end of the Banderastan War

The God-Emperor and the end of the Banderastan War

As we all come off the emotional high of the God-Emperor’s epic victory – and WHAT a high it is!!! – we now find ourselves faced with the much more pedestrian realities of what he will do, given a second shot at the Cherry Blossom Throne and the Imperial Purple....
The 2024 Post-Election Shitlord Schadenboner

The 2024 Post-Election Shitlord Schadenboner

As we saw last night, the world appears to be returning – kind-of-sort-of-really-slowly-in-a-chaotic-way – to normal. We can say this, because His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus...
Victory 2024

Victory 2024

Well, brothers, there it is. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has won...
Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

As a general rule, watching American politics is rather like watching American football – or European football, for that matter: noisy, stupid, and generally pointless. Indeed, one could argue that isn’t even a very good analogy – it may well be more apt to consider...
Monday morning Indecision Day

Monday morning Indecision Day

Well, here we are again, at yet another Monday. And this one is right before TEH MOAST IMPORTANTEST ERECTION EVARRRRR!!! I must apologise for sounding like a particularly retarded Shrillennial, but the fact is, we go through this stupid circus every 4 years, and it is...