“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Getting tired?

President Trump announced his pick for retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s seat, and it looks like, once again, the God-Emperor has delivered a resounding victory to his legions of followers: President Trump nominated appeals court judge Brett...

The jackass’s conundrum

Greg Gutfeld addressed the Left’s monomaniacal “TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER, LITERALLY!!!” mantra on his show recently, and proceeded to handle their “arguments” (not that they have any, at this point) in a fashion that was…...

Nope, still not tired

While I was in Turkey last week, I was reliably informed that Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy will shortly be retiring, and this now gives the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus MAGAnus, a chance to lock in a really strong conservative SCOTUS nominee...

Genius

Former campaign manager for the God-Emperor goes on Fox News opposite a former DNC senior adviser to debate this whole issue of poor little migrant CHILDREN!!! being ripped away from their parents at the American border. Extreme triggering and gut-busting...

How did I not know about this before?!?

Our beloved Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has indicated that the time is right for the return of the meme. All I have to say is… how the HELL is it possible that I have never heard of Orcposting before?!? It turns out that there are some absolutely hysterical memes...

Karmic justice

Exactly a year ago I wrote about how the superb ABC comedy Last Man Standing, starring really-for-real Hollywood right-winger Tim Allen, was canned by its home network because… reasons. It was a truly retarded decision at the time, and has since been...

That settles it

Heartiste went and pulled a few side-by-side shots of the First Ladies of America and France from the, er, rear aspect, and I have to say, the caption on the first picture was an absolute howler: #Squats   vs.  #Cardio pic.twitter.com/9quemxhZIj —...

What she said

Paul Joseph Watson had a go at beating up on a VICE article that tried to mock conservatives for having a tough time dating in liberaltard big cities, and did so by having a girl who calls herself “Ashton Birdie” as his guest. Now, I think PJW is great...

LTR material

Tennessee college senior poses for a photo while wearing a “Women for Trump” T-shirt – and a gun in her belly band. Gaystream media and liberaltards proceed tocompletely lose their shit. Hilarity ensues. Now, I’m an old fart at this point...

Some helpful suggestions

In yesterday’s post I pointed out that it is a very good thing indeed that the Hard Right is taking on the regressive Left on the issue of gun rights – by outflanking, out-memeing, and out-triggering our buddies over on the left side of the aisle....