“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Payback is a bitch

And her name is Savannah Sprague, apparently: so my little sister got in a fight tonight and i don’t think i’ve ever been more proud 😂😂 with her phone in her hand & everything lmao THATS MY MF SISTER LETS GOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/8Bpxc30d0Z — sierra sprague...

The Left’s thermal exhaust port

Remember the penultimate scene of the very first STAR WARS movie? The iconic, pivotal, brilliant Death Star Trench Run? Remember how Luke Skywalker piloted his X-wing through a turbolaser-infested trench, into a veritable hurricane of enemy fire, while being...

Patton’s speech

If you have never seen the brilliant 1970 film Patton, starring George C. Scott – log off your computer, go to your nearest library (or, more conveniently, find your nearest good streaming service), and spend the next two hours watching it. Now that you have...

HALO Infinite

New HALO game. Which as far as I’m concerned is almost as important as the question of who’s going to be the next freakin’ Pope. I can’t believe I missed the announcement trailer dropping at E3 – that was two months ago and...

Gamma smackdown

This is what happens when a whiny little bitch who works for the Clown News Network tries to play hardball with adults in the Administratum of the God-Emperor: It is obvious within about ten seconds that professional whinger Jim Acosta is simply too short for the...

Building the Wall, one brick at a time

Ron Desantis, MAGA candidate for Governator of Somewhereorother Governor of Florida – also known the world over as the Home State of Electile Dysfunction – released a campaign ad recently that promptly caused the Left to suffer from immediate, severe,...

Why they lose

The current Hungarian foreign minister, a reasonably well-built, bespectacled, cleft-chinned chap by the name of Mr. Peter Szijjarto, has come to my attention recently for his extremely satisfying beat-downs of liberal Western “journalists” and...

Trolling level: Russian Bot

The legacy media got trolled, hard, by not one, but two parody social media accounts, and made complete asses out of themselves in the process: Boy, sometimes God just hands you one for free. I am sometimes questioned by my family for my extreme hostility to...

The God-Emperor and the Neo-Tsar

The nationalist American President meets the nationalist Russian President. The lying liars of the legacy media (Lord, forgive me my redundancies) promptly lose their collective mind: As soon as the press conference ended CNN cut to its panel with these words from TV...

Us against the world

Here is my submission for the #MAGA anthem, courtesy of ACCEPT: Yes, the sentiment might be a little silly – it is one of those standard “metal will never die” sort of anthems – but it expresses the reality of our situation very well...