“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Punching back twice as hard

A few enterprising shitlords have evidently found a wonderful new way to trigger the liberaltards who would dare presume to remove the God-given right of Americans – and all other free peoples – to defend themselves as they see fit. And, my word, it is...

Curing “male feminism”

A few days ago I pointed out the utter futility and emptiness of living according to the false gospel of Social Justice. Today I figured it might be worth taking a few minutes to look at how one’s life can improve by simply letting go of the sheer stupidity...

The Feast of War

Ivan Throne, the Dark Triad Man, is an expert at putting words into concrete action. His book, The Nine Laws, is a masterpiece of condensed wisdom, experience, and motivation compressed into a brutally direct and honest guide to self-improvement and transformation....

Peace through superior firepower

The God-Emperor proves, yet again, that one does not trifle with him: During a statement at the White House on Thursday, South Korean National Security Adviser Chung Eui-yong stated that Kim Jong-un “expressed his eagerness” to meet with President Trump and Trump...

We hate hippies because they smell

Once again, SCIENCE!!! confirms what all righteous shitlords know in our bones to be true: A study has found that the more a person is revolted by the smell of body odour and urine the more likely they are to be right wing and want to secure national borders. Research...

So about that crazy idea…

Some of you – well, two of you – might remember how, exactly a year ago, I spitballed a completely loony idea and took a straw poll to see if anyone might be interested. What you see below is the Foreword for that very same crazy idea. Oh yes. A...

The heresy we need

Toward the end of last year, Castalia House released a rather odd-looking book that was apparently a “spiritual prequel” of sorts to something called The Stars Came Back. Now, I had seen Rolf Nelson’s name while bumbling about on Amazon looking for...

Making Britain great again

The very last episode of TOP GEAR’s Series 20 – y’know, from back when the show was really really good because it was still hosted by Clarkson, Hammond, and May – featured a truly beautiful and epic tribute to British manufacturing, which...

A word to the faithful

A number of readers wrote and commented in response to my post last week about how I accidentally-on-purpose wandered into a church – a Catholic one, Sean, in case you were curious, though I have no objection to attending Mass within the house of any real...

In Soviet Russia, troll catch you!

Somewhere in the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin is laughing so hard that the Russian Army’s generals are frantically trying to figure out exactly who it is that he intends to kill in truly horrible ways- thanks largely to this latest prank: There are times when our...