“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Don’t you just f-ing love science?

Especially when it confirms what we shitlords have known intuitively for years: It isn’t really that difficult to figure out. Liberalism, as we understand it today anyway, is a fundamentally weak and self-loathing ideology that tells its followers that...

School daze

Yet again, the blokiest blokes who ever bloked across a stage remind us why they have the greatest jobs in the world: That poor Samuel ChuffFart chap must have the worst life. The only time that I have come across a name more ridiculous than that one dates back...

One hundred forty nine

That is the total number of minutes that it took for the latest FreeStartr campaign created by our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) to meet its initial goal of $7,500. Two hours, twenty-nine minutes. If the Almighty doesn’t mind pardoning my French here: Holy shit. And...

… And it had better be cooked right!

Courtesy of our friends Heartiste and Gabber @bombbelt: If I ever meet this guy, his money will be no good as far as I am concerned. I’ll buy him drinks anytime he’s in town. This is how you win against feminists- by laughing in their faces. One...

Can’t stand the heat, Cathy?

Then get the hell out of the kitchen, you daft cow: Channel 4 presenter Cathy Newman has been subjected to ‘vicious’ online abuse forcing the news programme to call in security experts, its editor has revealed. The newsreader has received threats and abuse...

Shredded feminist over a bed of regret

The inimitable Prof. Jordan Peterson was invited onto a British current affairs programme and interviewed by an overly-coiffed, highly aggressive, and extremely overconfident SJW of a presenter about the present-day “crisis of masculinity”. That went...

Trolling Level: God-Emperor

Another day, another gaystream media and establishment politician fainting spell over the God-Emperor’s inconvenient habit of telling it like it is: President Donald Trump has questioned why the US should allow more immigrants from “shithole...

… and then some

In the world of tennis, every top-ranked tennis player should (in theory) be proficient at hitting something on the order of 25 different possible strokes. There are top-spin, side-spin, and back-spin versions of the forehand, backhand, volley, lob, drop-shot, and...

In Soviet Russia…

… apparently not very much has changed, even though the Iron Curtain fell well over 25 years ago: These are from the same lunatic genius who put together the “Trust Me, I’m An Engineer” video: He also decided to hold a contest to see which...

Happy New Year

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through Him all things were made, without Him nothing was made that has been made. In Him was a life, and that life was the light of all Mankind. The...