“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The party post

by | Dec 31, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Shitlords and gun bunnies, it is time for the final countdown- no, not that one, though the music will follow shortly. In the meantime, let’s get this party STARTED!!! Bring on the GIRLS!!! A post shared by Elena (@elena_g_u_m_i) on Sep 20, 2017 at 12:26am PDT A...

The triumph of Ullanor

by | Dec 20, 2017 | Uncategorized

For those of you mystified by the title of this post, brush up on your WH40K lore here. Even to jaded cynical types like me, it is becoming increasingly difficult to deny that President Trump appears to be on a real roll these days. The evidence is mounting that the...

Social Justice: Not even once

by | Dec 16, 2017 | Uncategorized

Excuse me while I laugh my ass off at this wonderful bit of news: Cracked has given the pink slip to most of its main contributors and senior editorial staff after a tumultuous run following its embrace of social justice politics. If you grew up on the Internet, then...

Eight Buck Cuck

by | Dec 8, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Former pick-up artist- well, I assume he’s a former PUA now that he’s married – Richard La Ruina recently appeared on Piers Morgan’s morning show in the UK and said a few things about British women that caused quite a bit of ass-pain for both...

The Blue-Eyed Djinn is back

by | Dec 7, 2017 | Uncategorized

And he’s brought along a whole heapin’ helpin’ of whoop-ass to deal with the Millennial generation: Dear Millennial: “You’re in a heap o’ trouble, boy.” Or girl. What follows are the reasons – or at least the big ones – why you’re so thoroughly...