“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“Save the whales…”

by | Jun 16, 2016 | Uncategorized

Apparently there will soon be a “naked restaurant” opening in Japan- and NO FAT CHICKS (or chubby dudes) are allowed: Japan’s first “naked restaurant” opens in Tokyo next month with draconian rules of entry — podgy prospective diners will be weighed and...

“When in doubt, use the War”

by | Jun 15, 2016 | Uncategorized

There is apparently a football match coming up between Poland and Germany… or something. The particulars don’t actually interest me. What DOES interest me is the way in which the greatest TV show on Earth- back before it became completely...

Not that I’m paying attention or anything…

by | Jun 14, 2016 | Uncategorized

But this bit of news about the UEFA Cup 2016 caught my eye- apparently a bunch of football (that’s “soccer” to you non-English-speaking Americans) fans got into a bit of a punch-up before the Russia-England game in France: England and Russia...

Did NOT see that coming

by | Jun 5, 2016 | Uncategorized

Michael Bisping is now the new UFC Middleweight Champion?! WTFH?!?!!! Wow. Just… WOWWWWW. Don’t get me wrong, I’m very happy to see Luke Rockhold get knocked down a few pegs. He is a great fighter who looks like he could wipe the floor with just...

HALO became “safe”, that’s what

by | May 29, 2016 | HALO, Uncategorized

A fellow HALO maniac asks the question that is on the minds of a great many fans of the series these days: The full video raises a number of interesting points about what I consider, still, to be simply the greatest franchise in the history of gaming. Yes, I know,...

The MAGA anthem

by | May 17, 2016 | Uncategorized

Courtesy of some bloke called @BakedAlaska: Well, he’s sure as hell baked on something. And the excessive use of autotune is, to a purist like me, highly irritating; as far as I’m concerned, if I want to listen to some one using autotune to disguise her...

The Trumpening and its doubters

by | May 13, 2016 | Uncategorized

mp3 raised an interesting point with respect to the ascension of Trump-Muad’dib: Perhaps I have become very jaded and cynical. I am skeptical about everything. The 90’s were the best period in the US before NAFTA kicked in. Everybody had jobs and people...

That’s no moon…

by | May 5, 2016 | Uncategorized

Happy STAR WARS day, y’all: I Don’t Normally Care for Cosplay, but… It’s always fun to date a girl who has a bit of a Boba Fettish Obi-Wan Was Kind of a Douche… Good Advice EVERYTHING Sounds Better with Metal Quick! Before George Screws...

The God-Emperor arises

by | May 4, 2016 | Uncategorized

It’s all over bar the shouting now, apparently- The Donald is in fact going to be the Republican nominee for POTUS: Triumphant Donald Trump claimed victory in the Republican presidential contest on Tuesday night, after Ted Cruz dropped out of the race following...