“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Go long on posthole diggers

We have it on good authority that the Grand Strategikon, Inquisitor Magus, and Excruciator Majoris of the Evil Legion of Evil might just be replacing Rience Priebus as White House Chief of Staff: Anonymous high ranking officials with access to deeply classified...

The Boys of Pointe du Hoc

Exactly thirty-three years ago, the greatest American President of the 20th Century stood atop the cliffs of Normandy in France and delivered the following speech paying tribute to the bravery and skill of the 2nd and 5th Army Ranger Battalions. “The Boys of...

It never gets old

Today is of course Memorial Day, and in my opinion it is the second most important public holiday in the American calendar. It is a day of deep solemnity and, for far too many American families, terrible, aching sadness. Take a trip to any American national cemetery...

The purging of the unclean

It appears that the God-Emperor’s trip to xenos-infested foreign lands has actually done him a world of good. As our good friends over at the Inquisition report, President Trump has informed the leaders of the G7 that, apparently, the United States of America...

#Dicksout

Courtesy of the Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH): Has it been a year already? Damn. Well, anyway, you know what that means: Whip ’em out, boys! Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens...

The rope with which we will hang ourselves

The quote that you see above, which came from the pen and the mind of one of the greatest evildoers and mass murderers in human history, was a prophetic one. When Lenin stated these words, his meaning was very clear: Communism would defeat capitalism by exploiting the...

When BJJ fails

The somewhat clickbait-ish title aside, there is a debate in the world of martial arts that is roughly as old as the sport of mixed martial arts: which is best, striking or grappling? This is, in fact, a trick question. There is no such thing as “best” in...

The network strikes back

As if we needed any more reasons to stop watching network TV, ABC just gave us yet another one to think that the network bosses are all completely out-of-touch liberals: ABC has cancelled its Tim Allen-starring sitcom Last Man Standing after six seasons, the network...

Dear God, not another one

As I have openly stated in the past, my taste in music is, of course, superb. I think that by now, we can all agree that I am a true connoisseur of great heavy metal (and great tits). However, my taste in movies is, I will readily admit, horrific. Among the...

A Millennial affliction

Here’s a question that I hope I never have to ask myself: what happens when you give a bunch of bearded hipster Millennial DIPSH- uh, I mean, ever-so-special snowflakes- a manual task to accomplish with power tools? Most people from GenX and above would...