“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

It never gets old

Today is of course Memorial Day, and in my opinion it is the second most important public holiday in the American calendar. It is a day of deep solemnity and, for far too many American families, terrible, aching sadness. Take a trip to any American national cemetery...

The purging of the unclean

It appears that the God-Emperor’s trip to xenos-infested foreign lands has actually done him a world of good. As our good friends over at the Inquisition report, President Trump has informed the leaders of the G7 that, apparently, the United States of America...

#Dicksout

Courtesy of the Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH): Has it been a year already? Damn. Well, anyway, you know what that means: Whip ’em out, boys! Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens...

The rope with which we will hang ourselves

The quote that you see above, which came from the pen and the mind of one of the greatest evildoers and mass murderers in human history, was a prophetic one. When Lenin stated these words, his meaning was very clear: Communism would defeat capitalism by exploiting the...

When BJJ fails

The somewhat clickbait-ish title aside, there is a debate in the world of martial arts that is roughly as old as the sport of mixed martial arts: which is best, striking or grappling? This is, in fact, a trick question. There is no such thing as “best” in...

The network strikes back

As if we needed any more reasons to stop watching network TV, ABC just gave us yet another one to think that the network bosses are all completely out-of-touch liberals: ABC has cancelled its Tim Allen-starring sitcom Last Man Standing after six seasons, the network...

Dear God, not another one

As I have openly stated in the past, my taste in music is, of course, superb. I think that by now, we can all agree that I am a true connoisseur of great heavy metal (and great tits). However, my taste in movies is, I will readily admit, horrific. Among the...

A Millennial affliction

Here’s a question that I hope I never have to ask myself: what happens when you give a bunch of bearded hipster Millennial DIPSH- uh, I mean, ever-so-special snowflakes- a manual task to accomplish with power tools? Most people from GenX and above would...

Cinco de Milo

It would appear that, despite the dyscivic Left’s very best attempts to take him down and destroy him, the bitch is indeed back: Milo is not everyone’s cup of tea. I sure as hell don’t agree with or support his gayer-than-springtime lifestyle; I view...

“Red Five, standing by…”

What is more badass than watching X-wings duke it out with Imperial TIE fighters? Watching them duke it out with Imperial TIE fighters with SABATON playing in the background: I have not watched Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. And I almost surely never will. As I have...