“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Cinco de Milo

It would appear that, despite the dyscivic Left’s very best attempts to take him down and destroy him, the bitch is indeed back: Milo is not everyone’s cup of tea. I sure as hell don’t agree with or support his gayer-than-springtime lifestyle; I view...

“Red Five, standing by…”

What is more badass than watching X-wings duke it out with Imperial TIE fighters? Watching them duke it out with Imperial TIE fighters with SABATON playing in the background: I have not watched Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. And I almost surely never will. As I have...

God has a sense of humour

And evidently He delights in making the fanatically stupid look silly: A rally in Colorado Springs designed to warn people of the effects of climate change and global warming was postponed this weekend after a snowstorm made it too risky to proceed.  The...

“Boned. James Boned.”

Did anyone watch the latest James Bond film, SPECTRE, back when it was released? I didn’t, of course. I haven’t watched an actual movie in a real theatre since… oh, probably 13 Hours, back in January 2016. And that is because I have simply gotten fed...

Hey, that’s Mr. Bean!!!

Over the last several weeks (… well, months, actually), I’ve been binge-watching Seasons 2-17 of THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL T- er, I mean, TOP GEAR*. Last night I was watching Series 17, Episode 4, and the guest for that episode was, of course, the...

Shorts

It’s been quite a while since I last did one of these, so I figured I might as well take a few moments to put together a few interesting tidbits discovered from across teh interwebz that do not individually merit a full-blown post. And we start with: Dat Ass...

Skynet wants to kill us all

Who ever would have thought that the Terminator series would actually have something useful to tell us about the future? Researchers have seen hundreds of children’s books through the eyes of an AI – and it was a nightmare. The team trained a deep learning...

Querying the Domain: Fashion advice for shitlords

If you’re anything like me (which is to say, an aspiring shitlord at minimum), then you have been enjoying the hell out of watching the antifags getting their asses kicked and their faces punched in by the Maul-Right’s legions. But, say you’re...

Hail to the hammer

I realise that it is probably rather churlish and distinctly against the Christian spirit of tolerance and forgiveness during the seasons of Lent and Easter to say that I enjoy watching antifags and leftists getting the snot beaten out of them by the mighty...

Paying for the cow

For several years now I have been predicting that the moment that reasonably realistic sexbots become commonplace and overcome the “uncanny valley” issue that has thus far prevented their adoption, we will see the single biggest shift in power seen since...