“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Domain Query: 72 Goats

Reader Black Poison Soul had this little gem to add to my last piece about how the Amish keep running around trying to blow shit up: That’s 72 goats, man. You’re absolutely right though. Just can’t trust those damn Amish. He is right about the...

It must have been those damn Amish again

There was a bit of a palaver across the Pond in old Blighty this morning when a rather cheeky fellow brought along a firecracker of some sort and placed it on a train in Parsons Green, causing a spot of bother for a number of commuters. For my American readers, I...

Watch through fingers

Stop me if any of this sounds familiar. Overweight sad-sack American Beta can’t get a handle on his weight, his looks, his finances, or his dating life, and starts to look overseas for a “good traditional woman”. He finds a young, slim, somewhat...

Acute Trump Derangement Syndrome

Paul Joseph Watson is back after a brief hiatus from the Goolag-controlled YouTube, and in his latest video (as of this writing) he takes aim squarely at vapid, vacuous venting of one Jennifer Lawrence: The idea that God is somehow punishing America for electing...

It’s really quite simple

One of the loudest complaints that you will hear from blue-pill men these days goes something like this: Women are all such disloyal bitches! They’re totally illogical and they never mean what they say!! They claim to want the good guys, but they always end up...

When you actually believe your own bullshido

As I have written before, I am a big fan of the film Bloodsport. As far as cheesy 80s action movies go, you cannot really get much better than this film, such is its sheer epic silliness. Of course, from the perspective of an actual martial arts practitioner, there is...

When Rich Piana left humanity behind

If you are not familiar with bodybuilding, then the name “Rich Piana” will not mean one damn thing to you. And even if you are familiar with it, his was not exactly a household name among followers of the “sport”. However, those who know...

And that’s why we hate California

Liberal Logic 101: The funny thing is that liberaltards everywhere in this country love to make fun of Texas for supposedly wanting to secede from the Union, when in reality it is California, the (former) Golden State, that actually wants out of the Union really,...

Wife material

Ever heard of a young Scottish lady named Amy Macdonald? Yeah, me neither. Apparently, she is a singer-songwriter who has sold something like 9 million albums worldwide. That makes her more famous than just about any heavy metal band that I listen to outside of,...

That’s the right attitude

Via the Twitter feed of our beloved Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), evidence that the Poles have exactly the right attitude to Islamist rapefugees coming in from the Levant: Poland just doesn’t give a fuck 😂 pic.twitter.com/S5rJrxPKI5 — Uncle Chang (@UncleChangNYC)...