“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Wife material

Ever heard of a young Scottish lady named Amy Macdonald? Yeah, me neither. Apparently, she is a singer-songwriter who has sold something like 9 million albums worldwide. That makes her more famous than just about any heavy metal band that I listen to outside of,...

That’s the right attitude

Via the Twitter feed of our beloved Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH), evidence that the Poles have exactly the right attitude to Islamist rapefugees coming in from the Levant: Poland just doesn’t give a fuck 😂 pic.twitter.com/S5rJrxPKI5 — Uncle Chang (@UncleChangNYC)...

Go forth and meme

You know that the Alt-Right’s meme wars are working when you end uptriggering the hell out of the antifags whose memes you stole to make a savagely effective rhetorical point: All is fair in war, as the saying goes. The fascistic Left decided long ago to abandon...

What did I just say?!?

Hot on the heels of my recent post pointing out the dangers of having lavish weddings with women who are clearly in it just for the money, we have news that a Russian oligarch got hitched to his Instagram model wife in a truly bonkers ceremony: A Russian oligarch...

Stop cucking, gentlemen

Some of our more genteel friends over on the old Right still don’t seem to understand what it will take to win the war for the culture when every major platform out there appears to be rushing towards social justice convergence: Okay, look, enough of this...

The saddest words a woman can utter

Gentlemen, what is the most depressing thing that you have ever heard a woman say? To be clear, I’m not talking about words that shock you with their profanity or vulgarity- such as when the town bike walks into the local watering hole and gives graphic and...

Phrasing – BOOM!

Hot off the heels of Mac’s most excellent stand for honesty and truth with respect to the relative stature of Serena Williams against the players on the ATP World Tour in tennis, here is a video showing what happens when men do play against women (even if...

Hipster-beating, Russian granny style

Via Russia Behind The Headlines: To precisely nobody’s surprise, EVERYONE with even a shred of common sense hates hipsters! And Russian babushkas, having lived through some of the worst times possible under the Soviet Union and then the collapse of the...

Shorts

It’s been a while since I last did one of these collections of badthink, and since there is far more going on than I can be arsed to write about on any given day (as I do, in fact, have a job and a fairly busy life), I figured that this might be as good a time...

Grass-fed shitlordery

In the spirit of fair and balanced treatment of vegans: Yep. That’s how it’s done. Again, I’ll be the first to defend “cool” vegans who aren’t complete dicks about their fussy eating habits. I have the great good fortune to be good...