“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The father could be reached for comment

Chaps, remember how last week I posted up a story about a serious thot who banged at least 50 guys while deeply depressed over losing out on a reality TV show called Bachelor in Paradise, or some such? The Soviet Man, Nikolai Vladivostok, channeled Aaron Clarey...
Domain Query: The Russian Bear

Domain Query: The Russian Bear

Longtime reader and friend of the blog Kapios posed an interesting set of questions to Monday’s browser-crusher: On another note, do you think the neo tsar has obtained the ‘Daddy Putin’ status to the Eastern European countries or is this just a...

The burning of creation

In Scandinavian mythology – which is BY FAR the most badass and manly eschatological narrative that you will ever encounter – the end of all things is known as Ragnarok. An old friend of mine saw me reference this back in the days when I still used...

And the science dunce cap goes to…

The Male Brain sent over this link a few days ago, and it’s just too good not to turn into a full post. It’s all about how scientists can reach two completely different results from the exact same data set: In a test of scientific reproducibility, multiple...

At least it’s original

You know how Hollyweird basically has nothing left beyond remakes and sequels nowadays? And how most of the “original” stuff that they make is essentially degenerate LGBTQWTFISTHISSHIT pandering? Well, here’s a movie that might restore your faith in...
Didactic Mind, Ep 30: Adolt Edumacayshun

Didactic Mind, Ep 30: Adolt Edumacayshun

In this week’s podcast, I discuss the reality, and futility, of higher education, point out that it results in debt-slavery, tell women everywhere to stay away from it and hit them with some very harsh biological and sociological truths, and advise young men to...

How did that alpha-bat soup taste?

The various nerd-news channels that I follow on YouTube have been abuzz with the recent news that Ruby Rose “quit” CW’s Batwoman, and the rumour mill is running at full tilt trying to figure out what exactly happened with the whole situation: As ME...

That’s a… novel strategy…

The Half-Blood Princess evidently suffers from a severe irony deficit: Meghan Markle wants the biography on her and Prince Harry’s life to be released sooner rather than later because she believes the book will set the record straight on why they chose to leave...

BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS CHEESE!

A couple of Mondays back, I posted up that awesome David Hasslehoff music video from the internet movie, Kung Fury. That proved to be a bit of a hit. And you can see why if you watch the whole film: I’m not exactly sure how you could get more 80s than that. The...