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by | May 12, 2020 | Uncategorized | 1 comment

A couple of Mondays back, I posted up that awesome David Hasslehoff music video from the internet movie, Kung Fury. That proved to be a bit of a hit. And you can see why if you watch the whole film:

I’m not exactly sure how you could get more 80s than that. The only film that I know of that is genuinely more ridiculously 80s than that, is probably the Sly Stallone action pic Cobra.

And yes, this is an APPALLINGLY bad movie. It’s REDONKULOUSLY terrible. It’s SO BAD, it’s actually kind of amazing.

Basically, imagine if a GLORYHAMMER album were turned into a movie, but set in the 1980s. That, my friends, is what this film is – a glorious cheese souffle brought forward in time from 1983.

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1 Comment

  1. NewTunesForOldLogos

    Man, that thing never gets old. This is probably the best thing to show to anyone to give them a fee for the 80’s.


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