“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Ungrateful diversity hires

The House of the Devil Mouse is learning, to its considerable chagrin and cost, that hiring people solely on the basis of their skin colour rather than their actual abilities is likely to bite you in the ass in the long run: “I’m the only cast member who had their own...

Identifying the enemy

I normally don’t spend too much time worrying about what Laura Ingraham has to say about most things. I like and respect her a lot, but I generally find her commentary to be considerably less interesting than that of #BasedTucker, who is easily the best colour...

From cold to white hot

Before this week, a young man named Kyle Rittenhouse probably had the same dreams that most of us did when we were 17. He probably wanted to be popular, get into a good college or university, get a good job, have a nice girlfriend with perky tits and a cute butt, get...

The Great Scattering begins

To pretty much nobody’s surprise, when you turn the greatest cities in America (and, by extension, the Western world) into ridiculously expensive, crime-ridden, rat-infested, vagrant-swamped, crowded, congested, shit-stained, urine-stinking, needle-strewn,...

Trust the Slavs to get it right

I DO NOT listen to pop music – rather obviously, and that does cause a few “problems” from time to time. Because I’m completely clueless about pop music and popular films, this results in frustrated communications between me and some of my...

It’s good to be a toxic fan

After years of denials and scorn heaped upon the fans who clamoured for it and argued that the theatrical release of Justice League was absolute ASS, the fortuitously timed merger of AT&T and TimeWarner has finally given the world the film that...

The most beautiful cars… IN THE WORLD

Obviously I’m ripping off paying humble tribute to one of the blokiest blokes ever to bloke across a TV screen with the title, but when you actually look at the offerings of a small company over in PommieBastardLande called Eagle GB, you’ll understand...

Tradthot is thot

The story of Tomi Lahren’s epic Instagram meltdown about how “lots of men are trash” has lit up the Hard Right with lots of great, and highly acerbic, commentary. We start with a couple of videos from Joker of Better Bachelor, who broke it all down...

Hot air and unicorn beams

Michael Shellenberger is a pretty well known name to us on the Hard Right by this point. He was, and in many ways remains, your typical Leftist Greenie – which is to say, he was a watermelon. Green on the outside, blood-red on the inside. He has been involved in...

Crush the opposition

Gina “Crush” (or “Conviction”, depending on which part of her career you look at) Carano is not quite the household name in WMMA that, say, Ronda Rousey is. But unlike her vastly overrated and overhyped successor to the title of...