“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The psychic blasts of the God-Emperor

His Most Legendary and Benevolent Astral Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, has kicked over the hornets’ nest of anti-Semitism in the USA with his recent remarks about Jews who vote for Daemoncrats: Donald Trump said Tuesday that...

FREDO!!!

I’m a bit late to this particular party, as usual, but it would appear that Chris Cuomo – brother of the current Governor of Noo Yoark, son of previous Governor Mario Cuomo, and currently working as an anchor at the Clown News Network – got a bit...

Deadly nerdrage

Being outside of the USA means that the news cycle with respect to mass shootings tends to be quite a bit slower than it is Stateside, so I saw the news about the two deadly shootings in El Paso and Dayton rather a bit later than most of my readers did. Nonetheless,...

Creepy Porn Lawyer is creepy

Even the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, might just be getting a little tired of all of his #WINNING!!!!!! by now – though I wouldn’t bet on it: UPDATE – I forgot to include this one: #BasedTucker. I don’t know what happened...

The complete vindication of the God-Emperor

Being in Arabland as I am right now – long story, with pictures to follow later – I am rather behind on the news and my posting in general, but I did want to comment on the fact that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation has now closed, and...

Now that’s what I call a parade!

We shitlords have been calling Donald Trump the God-Emperor for nigh-on four years now, and with very, very good reason. It is a meme with two meanings, if you know your sci-fi canons. The first has to do with the WARHAMMER 40,000 sci-fi tabletop wargaming...

The rising

When I saw a headline over onThe Daily Mail a couple of days ago screaming bloody murder about how a bunch of white boys from a Catholic high school in Kentucky mocked a Native American “elder” and Vietnam veteran, my first thought was…...

Oh, Canada…

… why, oh why, did you go and elect such a smug, arrogant, insufferable, stupid, Socialist (but I repeat myself) MORON as your Prime Minister?!? I ask again, how exactly did this clown get elected? Ah. I see. Basically what happened was that a lot more...

The straight-up savagery of the God-Emperor

I wasn’t planning to post anything today beyond the usual Friday T&A goodness… but I woke up to something so hysterically funny that I simply could not resist. Check out this news clip here: So it turns out that Nancy “Skeletor” Pelosi,...

If walls don’t work…

… then why did the Roman Emperor Hadrian order the construction of one? Although Hadrian’s biographer wrote “(Hadrian) was the first to build a wall 80 miles long to separate the Romans from the barbarians”, reasons for the construction of the...