“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Social Justice: Not even once

Excuse me while I laugh my ass off at this wonderful bit of news: Cracked has given the pink slip to most of its main contributors and senior editorial staff after a tumultuous run following its embrace of social justice politics. If you grew up on the Internet, then...

Damn those Amish…

Reports ofa pipe bomb explosion near Port Authority bus terminal in Manhattan, story is still developing: 8:48 AM: Bystander video shows large police and fire response outside Port Authority Bus Terminal in NYC. https://t.co/xMDyYdSRR2 pic.twitter.com/YmySPBctI1 — ABC...

The Blue-Eyed Djinn is back

And he’s brought along a whole heapin’ helpin’ of whoop-ass to deal with the Millennial generation: Dear Millennial: “You’re in a heap o’ trouble, boy.” Or girl. What follows are the reasons – or at least the big ones – why you’re so thoroughly...

The “no true Muslim” fallacy

The world’s most Dangerous Faggot deals with a “moderate Muslim”- who happens to be a rather shapely woman in a nice dress and quite impressive heels- in his typically mild, gentle, and unassuming fashion: That, fellow shitlords, is how it’s...

Burn Hollyweird to the ground

In the wake of the veritable flood of rape and sexual harassment claims that have washed out of the entertainment and political industrial complexes, let me state one thing from the outset: I never wanted to write this post. Nothing about the subject matter here...

Never go full social justice

I don’t watch Family Guy, at all. I find some of the clips from the show to be pretty amusing, but I never did much like Seth Macfarlane’s very snarky sense of humour. I didn’t realise it at the time- I must have first seen clips from the show...

Dump the soy

We have known for some time now that soy products have an estrogenic effect upon the human body. However, just how bad it is for you has to be seen to be believed: Now I’m not saying that every dipshit Leftoid is a soyboy. Nor am I saying that soy products...

The original triggering

Back before Tim Allen did his brilliant- and all too short-lived- turn as the educated, likable conservative Mike Baxter in the sorely missed sitcom Last Man Standing, and triggered the shit out of liberaltards everywhere by telling it like it is, there was a...

Victory: Year One

One year ago today, the American people shocked the liberaltard elites, the Republicrat Establishment, virtually the entirety of the pozzed gaystream media, and most of the rest of the world, by electing Donald John Trump as President of the United States of America....

Yes, Millennials really are that dumb

See? Even the GOOLAG thinks so The results of a new study regarding Millennial opinions about economic systems and policies have been circulating throughout teh Innerwebz, and the results are not particularly encouraging for Generation MeMeMe: More than 40 percent of...