“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“You are made of STUPID”

Some asshat at Twatter decided to deactivate the God-Emperor’s personal account on his last day at the company: An employee at Twitterwho was leaving their customer service job at the company deliberately deleted the profile of the most powerful man on the...

Narrative collapse

I do so enjoy seeing liberaltards getting hoisted by their own petard: Now, before we shitlords all start celebrating about the way that this whole ridiculous Reds-Under-the-Bed investigation has backfired so spectacularly upon the Left, it should be noted that...

Thunder down under

The queen of England- who we know as Milo Yiannopoulos, the most fabulous supervillian on the Internet- will very shortly be taking his Dangerous tour down to Australia, and my word, does he have the feminists in a tizzy: There is a lot to dislike about the...

Primal Scream Therapy

Just when you thought the Left couldn’t get any more retarded and ridiculous: That’s right, my friends. The losers on the Left who made such complete asses out of themselves in the aftermath of the God-Emperor’s epic victory nearly a year ago,...

Born in the wrong century

For the record, I agree with every part of this caption EXCEPT the bit about the POTUS Boys (and the one or two girls that can control their gag reflexes long enough to read what I write)- have you ever found yourself thinking that this modern world of ours has its...

Half the battle

Before I left for my vacation I came across a rather interesting YouTube video consisting of an interview between the host of a podcast and a (rather lovely) dating and relationship coach DeAnna Lorraine. Now, with a name like that, you’d typically expect the...

Did it really happen to #metoo?

The #metoo tag has been trending at an incredible pace over social media ever since the Harvey Weinstein case broke wide open and Hollyweird could no longer cover up the degeneracy at its rotten, stinking core: Women on social media are speaking out about being...

BUTTman Begins

See, now this is how you beat the hypocrites of the progressive Left- by smashing their teeth in with a rhetorical clue-bat: Good faith searches reveal that, as of this writing, nowhere on the home page of either Variety, Deadline, or the Hollywood Reporter...

The thin line

There are very, very few “summer blockbuster” movies out there which go beyond the cheap theatrics dictated by their intended purpose, and go on to become brilliant works of social and political commentary in their own right. It is to Christopher...

The myth of matriarchy

Dr. Emmet Scott, whose works on the true origins of the Dark Ages and the long-obscured origins of the Islamic “faith” have had a profound impact on my understanding of the world, turned his critical eye toward the long-held feminist trope of matriarchal...