“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Here we go again… again

Did you watch Tropic Thunder a few years back? Hilarious movie, right? Remember the fake “trailers” at the beginning of the film? Specifically, this one? You know how it is said that life imitates art? Well, the apocalyptic (and half-arsed)...

What’s the Australian equivalent of Amish?

I know this is old news, but I wanted to get it out of the way before considering more recent, interesting, and frankly funnier topics. A few days ago, a member of the Australian version of what Americans call the Amish, hailing from the distinctly Amish region...

Popp called it

When our friend Terrence Popp came up with the Coitus Consent Form, it was supposed to be a bit of dark humour poking fun at the campus rape culture hysteria that was (and still is) raging out of control. It was not, at the time at least, supposed to be taken too...

The monsters in the closet

Greetings from sunny Dubai!!! Where the dunes are sandy, the airport is full of all sorts of useless overpriced shit, and the women are… well, y’know. And that is about all of the chirpy cheeriness that I can summon for now- partly because I got off a...

Social Justice: Not even once

Excuse me while I laugh my ass off at this wonderful bit of news: Cracked has given the pink slip to most of its main contributors and senior editorial staff after a tumultuous run following its embrace of social justice politics. If you grew up on the Internet, then...

Damn those Amish…

Reports ofa pipe bomb explosion near Port Authority bus terminal in Manhattan, story is still developing: 8:48 AM: Bystander video shows large police and fire response outside Port Authority Bus Terminal in NYC. https://t.co/xMDyYdSRR2 pic.twitter.com/YmySPBctI1 — ABC...

The Blue-Eyed Djinn is back

And he’s brought along a whole heapin’ helpin’ of whoop-ass to deal with the Millennial generation: Dear Millennial: “You’re in a heap o’ trouble, boy.” Or girl. What follows are the reasons – or at least the big ones – why you’re so thoroughly...

The “no true Muslim” fallacy

The world’s most Dangerous Faggot deals with a “moderate Muslim”- who happens to be a rather shapely woman in a nice dress and quite impressive heels- in his typically mild, gentle, and unassuming fashion: That, fellow shitlords, is how it’s...

Burn Hollyweird to the ground

In the wake of the veritable flood of rape and sexual harassment claims that have washed out of the entertainment and political industrial complexes, let me state one thing from the outset: I never wanted to write this post. Nothing about the subject matter here...

Never go full social justice

I don’t watch Family Guy, at all. I find some of the clips from the show to be pretty amusing, but I never did much like Seth Macfarlane’s very snarky sense of humour. I didn’t realise it at the time- I must have first seen clips from the show...