“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

One hundred forty nine

That is the total number of minutes that it took for the latest FreeStartr campaign created by our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) to meet its initial goal of $7,500. Two hours, twenty-nine minutes. If the Almighty doesn’t mind pardoning my French here: Holy shit. And...

… And it had better be cooked right!

Courtesy of our friends Heartiste and Gabber @bombbelt: If I ever meet this guy, his money will be no good as far as I am concerned. I’ll buy him drinks anytime he’s in town. This is how you win against feminists- by laughing in their faces. One...

Can’t stand the heat, Cathy?

Then get the hell out of the kitchen, you daft cow: Channel 4 presenter Cathy Newman has been subjected to ‘vicious’ online abuse forcing the news programme to call in security experts, its editor has revealed. The newsreader has received threats and abuse...

Don’t be a fool…

… wrap your tool, at least if you are stupid and desperate enough to stick it in crazy:The “I’ve got baby rabies” excuse The “Sugar Daddy Flytrap Gambit” The “My body, my choice” excuse And more baby rabies… The...

Again, I fail to see the problem

I’m not sure what it is about the Limeys- or, as the Australians call them, “Pommie bastards”- but for some reason the Brits these days seem to have a serious problem with good old-fashioned advice that still applies just as well today as it did...

The intersectionalist’s confessional

Can anyone figure out WTF this means? Anyone? At all? Here in America it would appear that our friends over on the Left side of the aisle still have not gotten their fill of getting the shit kicked out of them by the rest of the country. That is the only...

Here we go again… again

Did you watch Tropic Thunder a few years back? Hilarious movie, right? Remember the fake “trailers” at the beginning of the film? Specifically, this one? You know how it is said that life imitates art? Well, the apocalyptic (and half-arsed)...

What’s the Australian equivalent of Amish?

I know this is old news, but I wanted to get it out of the way before considering more recent, interesting, and frankly funnier topics. A few days ago, a member of the Australian version of what Americans call the Amish, hailing from the distinctly Amish region...

Popp called it

When our friend Terrence Popp came up with the Coitus Consent Form, it was supposed to be a bit of dark humour poking fun at the campus rape culture hysteria that was (and still is) raging out of control. It was not, at the time at least, supposed to be taken too...

The monsters in the closet

Greetings from sunny Dubai!!! Where the dunes are sandy, the airport is full of all sorts of useless overpriced shit, and the women are… well, y’know. And that is about all of the chirpy cheeriness that I can summon for now- partly because I got off a...