“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Can’t Understand Normal Thinking

Ladies (and gents, too) – do you want to know what the biggest problem is with feminism? Yes, I know, the natural response to this would be, “EVERYTHING – next question”. Another valid response would be, “Blimey, where do we even...

Eye bleach needed by the bucket

A bunch of fat, ugly, fat, silly, fat, nasty, fat, entitled, and just plain fat feminists (but I repeat myself) decide to create a “feminist fight club” to, um, “smash the patriarchy” and find a way to deal with “muh...

Make Wakanda Great Again

Admittedly, “MWGA” sounds like part of an Eldritch incantation from some H. P. Lovecraft. (“Ph’nglui mwga’nafh Wa’kanda T’Challa ftaghn”? Anyone? No? Oh well.) Even so, ever since I saw this meme this morning-...

Getting worse by the day, too

A few days after that whole “shithole” kerfuffle- in which, as you may recall, the God-Emperor expressed some uncouth, and unsubstantiated, opinions about certain Third World nations and asked precisely why it was that Americans should have to take in yet...

One hundred forty nine

That is the total number of minutes that it took for the latest FreeStartr campaign created by our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) to meet its initial goal of $7,500. Two hours, twenty-nine minutes. If the Almighty doesn’t mind pardoning my French here: Holy shit. And...

… And it had better be cooked right!

Courtesy of our friends Heartiste and Gabber @bombbelt: If I ever meet this guy, his money will be no good as far as I am concerned. I’ll buy him drinks anytime he’s in town. This is how you win against feminists- by laughing in their faces. One...

Can’t stand the heat, Cathy?

Then get the hell out of the kitchen, you daft cow: Channel 4 presenter Cathy Newman has been subjected to ‘vicious’ online abuse forcing the news programme to call in security experts, its editor has revealed. The newsreader has received threats and abuse...

Don’t be a fool…

… wrap your tool, at least if you are stupid and desperate enough to stick it in crazy:The “I’ve got baby rabies” excuse The “Sugar Daddy Flytrap Gambit” The “My body, my choice” excuse And more baby rabies… The...

Again, I fail to see the problem

I’m not sure what it is about the Limeys- or, as the Australians call them, “Pommie bastards”- but for some reason the Brits these days seem to have a serious problem with good old-fashioned advice that still applies just as well today as it did...

The intersectionalist’s confessional

Can anyone figure out WTF this means? Anyone? At all? Here in America it would appear that our friends over on the Left side of the aisle still have not gotten their fill of getting the shit kicked out of them by the rest of the country. That is the only...