“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Domain Query: Fun with numbers

Who says maths is boring? Sean Carnegie had some intriguing thoughts to contribute to my own write-up about a woman who has banged more than ten thousand men: For comparison, it’s said that every time an NFL player gets hit (I would assume only being a ball...

She’s certainly shaking something

What happens when you put a Taylor Swift single into an atom-smasher along with polka music and a metal shredfest? Well… this: (Kindly sent to me by Carey) I think I might have ruptured something laughing so hard. There is a particularly priceless moment right...

Because SCIENCE

Science: what scientists THINK they do Get this, folks- it turns out that saturated fat isn’t quite as horrible for you as we’ve all been told to believe it was. Indeed, the expert consensus that we were told was stamped and ratified by governments...

The girl who cried “rape”

Surprise Buttsecks: Lying Mattress Girl Edition Looks like Emma Sulkowicz’s experience with her surprise back-door caller wasn’t quite so surprising- and she wasn’t quite as broken up about it as she would like us to believe: Emma Sulkowicz, the...

Guess the ethnicity

London: Somalia Edition An American comes to London, gets the crap beaten out of him in Shadwell, and surprisingly, the newspapers aren’t shying away from pointing out exactly what ethnic background his attackers come from: A group of men who threw 40 kicks and...

“Dating is tiring”, she says…

WYB? Thing is, though, I’m not exactly inclined to disagree with this lady’s rather frankly expressed sentiments:  The New Rules of Sex is part of the current zeitgeist for sex-saturated books that took off with the global blockbuster Fifty...

If SJWs get their way

This is what RPG games will look like in future: “Elder Scrolls VI: War of Social Justice”, anyone? Credit to Will Shetterly of Social Justice Warriors: Do Not Engage for this one. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in...

“I’M the real victim here!”

Sorry boys, I couldn’t find a picture of Ivy Valentine’s titanic tits with the #Gamergate logo on them… I’ll try to do better next time “Oh please please PLEASE you have to believe me!”: Almost every day, for the past six months,...

Don’t cut your damn hair – pageant edition

Much props to our friends at Return of Kings So apparently there are these things called “beauty pageants” that are held every year, in which very pretty young women flounce around in bikinis and other outfits and are judged to be worthy of being called...