“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

At least she’s a cheap date

Apparently, Faceborg COO and irritatingly smug feminist Sheryl Sandberg thinks that a man can get laid like tile as long as he actually sweeps the tiles: If we are to believe one of the world’s wealthiest feminists, the route to a man getting a rich and...

Gym Idiots: Dumbass Spotter Edition

Uh, miss, that’s very nice and all, but not quite what I had in mind… No Numbnuts Allowed So there I was in the gym yesterday, doing my weekly long workout whereby I do my damnedest to max out my numbers on all of the big three lifts. I’d just...

Bring Back Clarkson!

I’d watch it. Over, and over, and over again. Just like I already do. I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that the BBC’s ideological purge of Jeremy Clarkson on what appears to be rather flimsy grounds is going to backfire in truly...

Let them get their faces punched in

What follows is even stupider than this It would appear that the Rowdy One thinks that she could take on the boys and win- or at least, she could if they are her size: UFC women’s bantamweight champion and all-around American badass Ronda Rousey said on ESPN’s...

So a feminist walks into a conservative conference…

Amen, Baldy … and much to her immense surprise, is NOT immediately killed and eaten: The night before, Anna Merlan and I had gingerly made our way from our Uber to the steps of a place I heard referred to as “The Embassy,” “The Breitbart Mansion,” and “that...

There is no such thing as “European Islam”

They promise to match you at a deep level of compatibility… with 72 other guys The Austrian government appears to be realising that the country’s people might be on to something: Austria has passed a significant change in the law which is designed to...

“It makes liberal-sense”

Liberalism, according to liberals Sarah Hoyt, the Evil Legion of Evil’s resident Beautiful But Evil Space Princess, had some most amusing remarks to make about just why it is that liberals are so blind to realities staring them right in the eyes in the context...

The anti-feminine package

Christy Mack Prof. of Skankology, Accidental Trollop University “Let Me Tell You a Story to Chill the Bones, ‘Bout a Thing That I Saw…” Ladies and gentlemen, if I may ask for your indulgence, let me spin you a little yarn. It’s the tale...

The elites are about to wet their short trousers

And good bloody riddance It would appear that the Greeks and the Germans between them are hell-bent on doing everything they can to destroy the European single currency. Good. Neither side’s intransigence and belligerence should come as any kind of surprise, and...

#Gamergate and 4GW

It just doesn’t get any more badass than this At first as an observer, and now a direct participant in #Gamergate, I’ve watched over the past 6 months or so as the pro-#Gamergate faction has used the tactics and philosophies of 4th-Generation Warfare...