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It’s not funny anymore, Ornj Boi

It’s not funny anymore, Ornj Boi

If you have been keeping up with the latest Trumper Tantrums on TROOF Social, then you will know that Drumpf seems to have gone completely off the rails of late. It is actually embarrassing to watch. All I can do when commenting on this, is to say that Angry Short...
Truth in advertising

Truth in advertising

Coinbase dropped a very interesting ad a few days ago, in which they basically trolled the hell out of PommieBastardLande in the process of encouraging people to sign onto their crypto trading platform. I have to say, it has been quite a while since I have seen a...
Well that’s us told, then

Well that’s us told, then

At some point, even the President of the (Former) United States of America has to recognise the truth behind the saying, “when you are deep in a hole, the first thing to do is to stop digging”. Somebody had better tell the current occupant of the White House that sage...
Freedumb TACOs

Freedumb TACOs

Here we are, a week and change from the dramatic escalation that was America’s bombing of Iran’s nuclear facilities, and the best thing we can say about it, is that we are all still here. The downright insane decision taken by the God-Emperor to attack Iran did not,...
Chained to a hurtling death machine

Chained to a hurtling death machine

Supposedly, it was Vladimir Ilyich Lenin who once said words to the effect that, “there are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen”. Quite apart from my revulsion for Communists in general – and Lenin in particular – this most likely...
Yanking a nuclear-tipped Bear’s tail

Yanking a nuclear-tipped Bear’s tail

For those paying attention to events in and around Banderastan (like yours truly), news started streaming in on Sunday about some rather audacious, and quite repugnant, terrorist attacks in Russia, beginning with the destruction of bridges in Bryansk and Belgorod...
“Jaw-jaw” vs “war-war”

“Jaw-jaw” vs “war-war”

The quote falsely attributed to Lord Winston Churchill goes something like, “jaw-jaw is better than war-war”. This is not quite what he actually said, which went something like, “Meeting jaw-to-jaw is better than war”. This is one of those odd instances where Winnie...
Extra-crispy Turducken++

Extra-crispy Turducken++

The God-Emperor revealed yesterday that Boeing – yes, THAT Boeing, the one that cannot help but make a colossal mess out of literally everything it does nowadays – is going to be the producer of America’s future “sixth-generation” combat jet: As His Most Illustrious,...
Of nonsense and nuances

Of nonsense and nuances

Much ink has been spilled over the last few days in the wake of the meeting in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, between the Ukrainian and American delegations. After that long meeting on Monday – which apparently lasted something like eight hours – the two parties issued a joint...
The Khreat Khokholite Kursk Kock-Up

The Khreat Khokholite Kursk Kock-Up

Two days ago, the Russian Ministry of Defence officially announced the full liberation (or recapture, if you prefer) of the town of Sudzha, in the Kursk region of Russia. The collapse of the Ukrainian defence forces in the region brought to a near-end what has to be...