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The war that will break a President

The war that will break a President

Operation: EPIC FORK-UP is now entering, or in, its seventh day, depending on your time-zone. The war that was originally supposed to last 4 days, is now supposedly going to last up to 4 WEEKS. The same Trump Administration officials – including the President himself...
Operation: GOY TOY is in full swing

Operation: GOY TOY is in full swing

Well, “Chekhov’s MIC” finally went into action yesterday, attacking targets across Iran, starting from the early hours of the morning. After weeks of build-up and nail-biting tension, Angry Short Trump finally ordered the bombers and missiles in to conduct supposedly...
The Doom of Banderastan

The Doom of Banderastan

The picture you see at the top there is of a headline that appears in the Russian version of what appears to be a Ukrainian-language media site. It says, “In Kharkov they expand the Alley of Glory on the graveyard – there is not enough space for...
There will be no “pissdill”

There will be no “pissdill”

There has been much commentary across the Western world on the latest rounds of negotiations happening between the Russians, the Ukrainians, and the Americans over the past month or so. The first set of talks took place in Abu Dhabi, between high-ranking...
ICE and snow jobs

ICE and snow jobs

I have thus far refrained from commenting in any significant way on the unrest in Minnesota, simply because I am not in the US any longer, and what happens there is of significantly lesser concern to me now than it used to be. Nonetheless, with the latest spate of...
Dane gelded

Dane gelded

It is rather difficult at times to know what to make of Trump 2.0. On the one hand, the list of policy accomplishments we have seen thus far, is basically nothing like what we thought we would get back in November 2024. The God-Emperor, as he was at that time,...
How the Felon stole the show from the Turducken

How the Felon stole the show from the Turducken

The other day I was perusing through some random links on my site, and I came across a poast that I wrote nearly 7 (!!!) years ago, on the subject of the legendary “Fighter Mafia”. These were the men who waged a covert bureaucratic war – and that is what it was –...
MUH YURPEEN VALYOOS!!! on full display

MUH YURPEEN VALYOOS!!! on full display

About a month ago, while most of us were slowly slipping into holiday mode, the EUSSR decided to slap personal SANKSHUNS on one Col. Jacques Baud. As of Dec 15 2025, Col. Baud is unable to access his bank accounts in the EU, and is therefore unable to get paid for his...
Amateur Hour on a global stage

Amateur Hour on a global stage

Over the last 48 hours, we have seen a major flurry of news concerning a potential 28-point peace plan, released by the Trump Administration, which Ornj Boi evidently expects Bellendsky the Narcofuehrer to sign by Thanksgiving – VERY STRONGLY!!!. Precisely how Drumpf...
Neocon Don

Neocon Don

Earlier this week, we woke up to read reports that Ornj Boi has essentially authorised the use of American intelligence data to conduct deep strikes against Russian bases, manufacturing facilities, oil refineries, power plants, and other critical infrastructure. On...