“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Raise your horns

The Nickers and their leader, Nick Fuentes, have really taken a jackhammer to the edifice of Conservatism Inc., of late, and by God it is fun to watch the controlled opposition squirming and blanching when presented with actual hard-hitting questions: I highly...

Evil and cowardice

I realise that I am a few days late to this hilarious dogpile onto The Jeff Bezos Blog – er, I mean, The Washington Compost – because of the way that they completely screwed up the obituary for Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. But it’s never too late...

Officially blacklisted

Commenter NewTunesForOldLogos gave me the best news that I’ve had in a long while on my previous post about Red Bernie’s heart attack: Congratulations on being banned from Facebook! I tried to share a link to this post, and your whole blog is blacklisted....

Ownage

It used to be easy for me to insult the New York F***ing Times by calling them ПРАВДА, which those of you who know your history will recognise as the state-run newspaper in Soviet times whose name meant, hilariously, “truth” in Russian. The Russkies...

Technometal

I got wind of this track from listening to one of Razorfist’s epic rants. For those of you familiar with SCANDROID and their superb eponymous “techno-noir” cyberpunk album, this one is going to be a right treat: I’m definitely going to have to...

The Troll-Emperor and the stroppy teen

His Most August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, completely owned an angry 16-year-old “climate change” crusader the other day, and boy were the results hilarious: Arriving at...

A song to make ovaries explode

So there I was, cocking about on YouTube on a lazy day, listening to various metal songs, when I ended up clicking on this rather odd-looking thumbnail for a song by a band called HEIDEVOLK. The name sounded vaguely familiar… Where had I heard that one...

The psychic blasts of the God-Emperor

His Most Legendary and Benevolent Astral Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, has kicked over the hornets’ nest of anti-Semitism in the USA with his recent remarks about Jews who vote for Daemoncrats: Donald Trump said Tuesday that...

FREDO!!!

I’m a bit late to this particular party, as usual, but it would appear that Chris Cuomo – brother of the current Governor of Noo Yoark, son of previous Governor Mario Cuomo, and currently working as an anchor at the Clown News Network – got a bit...

The Great Khan’s horde

Longtime reader and friend of the blog Dire Badger had a very good musical recommendation to add to my epic Monday linkage and videos post, in the form of a new musical project called THE HU. Now, as far as I can tell, this is not a pun based on the name of one of the...