“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS CHEESE!

A couple of Mondays back, I posted up that awesome David Hasslehoff music video from the internet movie, Kung Fury. That proved to be a bit of a hit. And you can see why if you watch the whole film: I’m not exactly sure how you could get more 80s than that. The...

The God-Emperor’s Monday media massacre

I had initially thought to leave this set of clips until the next Great Mondaydact Browser Buster, but then I saw what His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the...

A symphony of steele

I cottoned on to a New York metal band called VIRGIN STEELE at the beginning of this year, thanks to basically random trawling through YouTube’s metal archives, and I haven’t been able to stop listening to them ever since. Now, these guys have a rather...

Mini-Mikey and Mistress Elizabeth

I had planned to use this clip from #BasedTucker in the next Great Mondaydact Browser Crash, but it was simply too brilliant and too funny to keep waiting. This is Tucker Carlson in rare form: OK, first things first, to all of my red-blooded male audience: Can...

Too much vodka

That is what I am assuming was the motivation behind this highly psychedelic old-school Russian cartoon: I can’t really add too much to that, other than to say: Contra whatever Sting might think, the Russians do, in fact, love their children too. Share...

The rage of the storm

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, simply keeps WINNING!!! at a truly breathtaking pace. And there is a very good reason for that:...

The WINNING will continue until their morale breaks

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, has had a VERY good 48 hours. First came his State of the Union address, which was a true thing...

The dangers of an edifice complex

Trawling through teh BoobToobz on a Saturday evening is usually a dreary experience, but sometimes you do come across a gem or two that makes the effort worthwhile. One of these popped into my feed, thanks to the YouTube algorithms that evidently have noticed that I...

Didact’s Album List 2019

THE HU – The Gereg (4.0/5) INSOMNIUM – Heart Like a Grave (4.5/5) SABATON – The Great War (4.0/5) ORDEN OGAN – Gunmen (4.4/5) GLORYHAMMER – Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex (3.3/5) SCANDROID – Monochrome (3.2/5)...

Brexit or bust

I am of course a bit late to the celebrations concerning the Conservative Party’s victory in Britain on Friday. This is because of a combination of lack of time and considerable laziness on my part. People who know me, know quite well that I am basically...