“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Breaking a proper garden tool

Breaking a proper garden tool

Most of us have better things to do than wonder what OnlyFools slags get up to, and that is a healthy and sensible attitude. Occasionally, though, one of them breaks into the mainstream consciousness, usually by doing something unspeakably stupid and disgusting. We...
The five-sided Syrian fustercluck

The five-sided Syrian fustercluck

The situation in the Middle East has taken a dramatic turn for the worse over the past week, with the “surprise” incursion by Radical Izzlamist F***bags from the northern Syrian province of Idlib. The city of Aleppo, once a stronghold of the Assad government in Syria,...
Without lies, Izzlam dies

Without lies, Izzlam dies

Most of you are old enough to remember the 9/11 attacks. I certainly am, and remember exactly what happened on the Tuesday morning (well, evening, given where I was living at that time), when the planes flew into the Twin Towers. That one event completely altered my...
Happy National Overeating Day

Happy National Overeating Day

As my Heathen Rebel Colonist friends know quite well, today is Thanksgiving in the United States of America, and that is definitely something worth celebrating and acknowledging. As I have noted many times, Thanksgiving was always my favourite American holiday while I...
To boldly go…

To boldly go…

I will readily admit that I am not a big fan of Star Trek. Growing up, I was always into STAR WARS, and that continued well into adulthood. Inevitably, of course, both franchises eventually shat their respective beds – I would argue that Trek did it before Wars, but...
Euthanising a big cat

Euthanising a big cat

Gentlemen, what do you think of when you hear the word, “JAGUAR”? Specifically, what do you think when you hear the word in connection with motoring? If you are anything like me – or most red-blooded men – you think of classic British car...
Victory 2024

Victory 2024

Well, brothers, there it is. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has won...
Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

As a general rule, watching American politics is rather like watching American football – or European football, for that matter: noisy, stupid, and generally pointless. Indeed, one could argue that isn’t even a very good analogy – it may well be more apt to consider...
Pan-seared presstitute on a bed of baloney

Pan-seared presstitute on a bed of baloney

Most long-time readers know there are few things that make me angrier than watching a presstitute lie in full flow. Those same long-time readers also know that few things delight me more than watching a whorenalist getting absolutely destroyed and publicly humiliated....
The new Cold War

The new Cold War

The picture you see above is one that the Russians have been assiduously disseminating around the world, since the start of the BRICS summit in Kazan’. That global gathering wrapped up yesterday, and it proved to be every bit as world-changing as we were originally...