“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

A Millennial affliction

Here’s a question that I hope I never have to ask myself: what happens when you give a bunch of bearded hipster Millennial DIPSH- uh, I mean, ever-so-special snowflakes- a manual task to accomplish with power tools? Most people from GenX and above would...

The Rising

“Think of my acts as you will, but do not doubt the reality. The reclamation has already begun. And we are hopeless to stop it.” The Ur-Didact to the Ecumene Council, from HALO 4 Our brothers and fellow Men of the West have excellent news to report...

“Boned. James Boned.”

Did anyone watch the latest James Bond film, SPECTRE, back when it was released? I didn’t, of course. I haven’t watched an actual movie in a real theatre since… oh, probably 13 Hours, back in January 2016. And that is because I have simply gotten fed...

Hey, that’s Mr. Bean!!!

Over the last several weeks (… well, months, actually), I’ve been binge-watching Seasons 2-17 of THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL T- er, I mean, TOP GEAR*. Last night I was watching Series 17, Episode 4, and the guest for that episode was, of course, the...

Liberty or death

Seeing as how it’s tax season yet again, I figured it might be useful to remind everyone exactly why America fought a war of independence against the Motherland. Americans fought against taxation without representation. (Yes, I know, there was rather more to it...

Hail to the hammer

I realise that it is probably rather churlish and distinctly against the Christian spirit of tolerance and forgiveness during the seasons of Lent and Easter to say that I enjoy watching antifags and leftists getting the snot beaten out of them by the mighty...

When the dishwasher breaks…

Just make sure you get her a nice big hot cup of Black Rifle coffee so that she can get her butt out of bed and do her job: I mean, yeah, she might get pissed at the fact that you just called her by the name of a major appliance, but, really, that’s how we men...

When a civilisation deserves to die

We have known for some time now that the Scandinavian nations are plunging headfirst into the abyss, selling out their once-proud and highly masculine culture, their ancient heritage, and their people. They have imported tens of thousands of barbarians- there is no...

Paying for the cow

For several years now I have been predicting that the moment that reasonably realistic sexbots become commonplace and overcome the “uncanny valley” issue that has thus far prevented their adoption, we will see the single biggest shift in power seen since...

Exactly whose country is it anyway?

The Australians are learning, not for the first time, the exact cost of letting Islam infiltrate the borders of a Western nation: Christians in Sydney, Australia, are being advised to hide their crosses after an Arabic-speaking gang shouting “F*** Jesus!” attacked a...