“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Speaking of political correctness…

It’s time to take a sledgehammer to it by offending everyone we possibly can, TOP GEAR style: I couldn’t stop laughing over the comments about that Mexican car. In case you’re wondering, it’s called the Mastretta MXT, and in TOP GEAR...

The cancer in the marrow

Steve Hughes is a comedian who, for someone in his line of work, actually has his head screwed on quite tightly. He’s Australian- so he (presumably) understands that meat is murder, tasty, tasty murder; he’s a metalhead- so he has impeccable taste in...

“Watkins! I need new undies in my office NOW!!!”

TOP GEAR SERIES 24- er, I mean, um, THE GRAND TOUR- just gets better every time you see it. I cannot wait to plonk my arse down on the couch with a cold beer tonight and proceed to laugh myself into gasping, oxygen-starved paroxysms of hilarity watching Episode 2. I...

The Storm of the Emperor’s Wrath

If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.– William Tecumseh Sherman Man, at the rate that the God-Emperor is trolling and smiting his enemies, and by extension the enemies...

“Didact, a few words of comment please?”

Julian Langness, proprietor and author of the excellent blog European Civil War, wrote a book a while back that I read and found to be really rather good. Shortly after I posted my review and comments, Julian got in touch and very graciously asked if I wouldn’t...

Why modern pop music rapes your ears

Paul Joseph Watson posted a video earlier this year that does a rather good job of explaining precisely why it is that “pop” (((music))) these days is so unbearably stupid, vacuous, tedious, annoying, overly loud, and just plain unlistenable: You may have...

Liberal tears

Lord Almighty, Your infinite grace and charity was revealed to us on the night of November the 8th, when, in answer to our prayers, You showed us exactly whose side You are on. We know now, O Lord our God, that You have not abandoned America and Western...

Victory

It has been a damned nice thing- the nearest run thing you ever saw in your life. — Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, to Thomas Creevey on 18 June 1815 after the Battle of Waterloo At long last, brothers, it is done. The God-Emperor has triumphed- and so too...

A prayer before action

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, And lead us not into temptation, but...