“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Super Mario Marriage

Some enterprising chaps with mad programming “skillz” (and probably far too much time on their hands) decided to have a go at creating a video-game depiction of modern marriage. It’s a right hoot, it is: I don’t necessarily agree with...

They didn’t quite get the message

To my considerable amusement, it would appear that the social justice ninnies that run Wikipedia didn’t really see what I was driving at when I told Jimmy Wales to take a hike. This is the response that I found in my email inbox from their “Donor...

The Battle Hymn of the Republic

Sticking with the musical theme for a moment- there aren’t many songs that really get me choked up. But there are a few- and most of them have to do with pride, patriotism, and brotherhood. One of them is a song that every American knows the tune to and almost...

Sod off, Jimbo

There was a time, back in the dim and distant mists of antiquity- say, around 2006 or so- when the converged social justice experiment formerly known as “Wikipedia” was in fact a useful and innovative repository of information that was growing by leaps and...

United Abominations

It isn’t very often that you find the title of a MEGADETH song- and one of their better ones, to boot- to be fitting and appropriate as a title to a post. Fortunately, the United Nations is so ridiculous, corrupt, inept, and useless that we will almost surely...

Auf weidersehen, Deutschland…

Paul Joseph Watson tore the German establishment a new arsehole a couple of days ago when he pointed out just how big a disaster their open-borders policy has been: About two-thirds of the way through, he mentioned that the very same traitors to Der...

Watch the losers run to their safe spaces

The latest season of my favourite family TV show, Last Man Standing, is currently running. (Hard to believe that it’s been going strong for six years- and is getting better with every passing year.) In one of the newest episodes, the show’s central...

A useful incentive

Remember how, back in October, a certain way-over-the-hill pop tart by the name of Madonnapromised every guy who voted for the Hilldebeast that she would personally fellate him if he pulled the trigger and blew his own brains out voted for the most corrupt, venal,...