“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Happy HELLOWEEN 2016

It’s that traditional time of year again, when ghouls, goblins, skeletons, werewolves, vampires, and assorted other adorable little beasties will be wandering the streets tonight in search of deliciously sugary candy human souls to take home. With that in...

Guess the ethnicity, Philly Cheese Steak Edition

So it turns out that a young white girl, among others, was beaten up by a “flash mob” of assailants in Philadelphia. OK, well, tragic as that is, why is that news? After all, this seems to be happening every other day in America’s most...

The unsurprising return of apartheid

It is a basic law of nature that, if you insist on persecuting a minority, stealing from them, mistreating them, and chasing them out of your country through intimidation and brutality and outright murder, then that minority will react to preserve its culture and...

The Ages of Reclamation

As you may have heard, Project Big Fork has now gone from a secret spec-ops project launched by the Supreme Dark Lord, Voxemort the Malevolent, to Phase One of its existence. It is now a fully functioning, viable, and usable replacement for the SJW-converged shitfest...

The most insane kind of stupid

As the news (((media))) fights the rise of the God-Emperor with every possible method at their disposal, the really important news of our afflicted age seems to be going unnoticed. Namely, the news that the Russkies are preparing for the very real possibility of...

Want to know where you can stick your PSA?

One of the rather odd things about living in the US has always been the fact that, somewhere, somehow, there is ALWAYS an election of some sort or another looming. This country is highly unusual in that respect; while I was living in the UK, general elections...

Where the hell did we put that Iron Halo, Smitty?!

As you may have heard, there was a debate staged between the two candidates for President of the United States on Monday night. Now obviously, I didn’t watch it- I broke the chains of my subscription to “mainstream” media years ago, and I’ve...

The price is her soul

The thousand-cock stare is real- even on virgins There is an old joke- a very old joke- that goes something like this: A man at a party spies an attractive young woman and makes his way over to her to chat her up. The conversation is enjoyably spirited, and...

And now for something completely different…

The Arch-Villain of Fabulosity dressed up as Marilyn Monroe and sang The Star Spangled Banner in front of a packed crowd at LSU and DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY WHAT DID I JUST SEE?!?!?: I… er… um… I have literally no response to that. Share this: Share...

What is the matter with white people?

Take up the White Man’s burden– Send forth the best ye breed– Go, bind your sons to exile To serve your captives’ need; To wait, in heavy harness, On fluttered folk and wild– Your new-caught sullen peoples, Half devil and half child....