“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Big Chief Spreading Bull

I realise that I am a few days late in joining into the pile-on regarding Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s hilariously failed “DNA test”, in which she set out to “prove” that she has Native American ancestry and instead ended up proving that she...

Dumber than NPCs

I did not think it was possible to trigger the Left harder and faster than through the old KEK meme – but apparently the weaponised autists over at the various chans are hell-bent on proving me wrong. Much to my delight, I should add: The new “NPC” meme mocks...

Country roads

Every now and then, you come across a song that reminds you of all of the good things of home and hearth. There are certain songs that remind you of what it means to be in God’s country with the blue sky above you and those simple, stolid, “salt o’...

Monday morning breakroom beatdown

It’s Monday. I really can’t make it sound any better than that. I tried, but it just is not possible. Let’s face it – today BLOWS. Do try to look on the bright side, though. You could be this guy: Not much ranting today, since I’m in...

Can’t have them gettin’ all uppity…

Various commentators on the Right have been having a rather good time pointing out the hypocrisy of the Left with respect to the recent summit between the God-Emperor and the Dragon Energy Man. Of the many various takes that I have seen on that meeting thus far,...

“One long Monty Python sketch”

That is probably the best and most accurate description of “Dear Old Auntie”, the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation, that I have heard in a long time: I used to watch the BBC quite a lot, growing up. Being an “expat kid” in the 90s, when...

Friday T&A: Kievan Rus Edition

Thank God it’s Friday once again, eh, boys? Actually, for those of you who are currently dealing with the results of Hurricane Michael slamming into the Gulf states, I’m praying for you and thanking God that you are unharmed and – I hope! –...

Show me a good loser…

… and I’ll show you a loser, as the saying goes. Phil Heath’s loss of his Mr. Olympia title about a month or so ago brought that saying to mind in fairly pointed fashion, because his reactions after his loss make it very clear that he still has no...

Twink-Fu: The Legend Continues

About 15 months ago I wrote up what I thought was a pretty funny article riffing off of a video made by Elgin “Trap Lord” Mones, mocking a “grassroots fitness” club called Project Haymaker. The video clip that the Trap Lord roasted consisted of...