“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Leonardo DiGraphrio

Some enterprising wag has had a look at the past romantic history of a certain A-list Hollyweird actor by the name of Leonardo DiCaprio – you may be familiar with the name – and has graphed his love interests by age through time. The findings are rather...

The walled garden

I came across a very skilled high-level BJJ black belt, coach, and gym owner who made a lot of very interesting points about why it is necessary to have certain “bully boys” at any serious martial arts school to handle some of the idiots who come through...

Monday morning stomach bug

Oh what a miserable Monday… And for me it’s more miserable than most, because I spent all of yesterday in the throes of a very nasty stomach infection of some kind, which carries on through to today. It’s going to be a few days before I’m in...

Gamma is as Gamma does

If you ever wanted a portrait of what a Gamma male looks like… here you go: The Harry Potter actor, 29, starred in the 2013 film Kill Your Darlings opposite Erin where their characters share an intimate scene together. In the movie, Erin’s character...

Excuse me while I laugh up a lung

The latest Marvel film, Captain WAMENZ, appears to be suffering from a truly gigantic case of “get woke, go broke” right now: Now, that’s as of about 10 hours ago when I last checked the scores and ratings. When I checked about thirty minutes...

Friday T&A: Sister Act Edition

Last week’s Instathot was, without question, a serious contender for the automotive industry’s coveted and prestigious J. D. Powers “Best Airbags” award – along with the somewhat less well-known, but equally prestigious, Most...

Random thought of the day

While all of the following is a bit of a generalisation, it’s worth noting a basic rule of life: The way to piss off someone on the Hard Right is to tell him a lie. The way to piss off someone on the Hard Left is to tell xhem the truth. There are exceptions to...

Monday morning martyr-bride madhouse

Mondays are a real bear, dude. And I say that as someone who is called a bear by my own parents and sister. Fortunately, I have your usual hair-of-the-dog to help you get through this miserable day, in the form of links, videos, funny pics, a dog, some great...

Tommy Robinson and the Cannae Envelopment

Tommy Robinson is not a name that I imagine is familiar to most readers who are not from Ye Olde Kingdome of Pommie Bastarde Lande. In Britbongland, though, he has gained quite a bit of notoriety as a “far right extremist” – whatever the hell that...