“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Messing up matriarchy

Recently I finished up Karen Traviss’s final book of the Kilo-Five Trilogy, titled HALO: Mortal Dictata. The book itself was interesting enough, I suppose; at any rate, her work in the HALOverse did a lot to raise my dismally poor opinion of her work,...

A very Gamma movie

The other day I wrote up a post aboutKingsman, possibly the best movie released in at least the last six months (and maybe even better than American Sniper), and one of the absolute best movies that I’ve ever seen. That movie delivers home truths...

A very disappointing audition indeed

Is anyone still operating under the delusion that Ben Affleck will be able to do the goddamn BATMAN justice in the upcoming Superman/Batman movie this year? If so, just take a look at what happened with 2003’s Daredevil: Can we all now please stop...

Get ’em started young

You know you’ve been doing a little too much Krav Maga when you watch a ridiculously adorable video of a 7-month-old baby playing with a Siberian husky and you find yourself telling the kid to use the dog to practice his triangle and rear-naked chokes:...

Warpigs… literally

If this is the best that the Kazakhstani military has to offer as a recruiting incentive, then I seriously doubt that they’ll ever pose any kind of threat to the other former Soviet bloc states in their immediate vicinity: Military officials in Kazakhstan...

“Deaf as Beethoven” is not necessarily an insult

At least, not when it applies to old Ludwig himself. After all, even when deaf, he was able to compose possibly the most sublime suite of orchestral music ever created by human intelligence: Brings me to near-tears every time I hear it. Share this: Share on X (Opens...

Count the mistakes

Back before I came across the Manosphere, I did things along the lines of what the guy in this video did when on a blind date with a “female” bodybuilder: (I use quotes simply because female bodybuilders have to take serious amounts of testosterone in the...

Raggy! Relp!!!

Did you ever notice how awesome Daphne’s tits were as a kid? The SJWs appear to be very, very unhappy at the massive inroads made by the Sad Puppies campaign to hold science fiction to a higher standard: The Hugo Awards have been at the centre of a furore after...

Happy Easter 2015

  Jesus Appears to Thomas 24 Now Thomas (also known as Didymus[a]), one of the Twelve, was not with the disciples when Jesus came. 25 So the other disciples told him, “We have seen the Lord!” But he said to them, “Unless I see the nail marks in his...

Go to hell, you stupid dingbat

Which is why you don’t waste time arguing with them- you simply destroy them and move on I know I’ve been banging on about Top Gear for a while now, but I just couldn’t help reacting when I saw that Jeremy Clarkson had been fired from the show...