“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

What #Gamergate really wants

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Curie-Hultgreen Syndrome comes to Formula 1

I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Lord here we go…: Bernie Ecclestone is considering a women’s Formula One championship to give fans extra value for money during grand prix weekends.  Ecclestone, the sport’s chief executive, floated the idea at a meeting...

The ONLY mandatory movie of 2015

About 0.0001% of the total epicness quotient of the film is contained in this picture I got back from Blighty yesterday afternoon, and I cannot even begin to relate how happy I am to be back. While the specifics of my trip back will have to wait for another day,...

The Rattlehead rises again

Went to the concert (10 years ago!). Got the shirt. It would appear that MEGADETH is now host to none other than Brazilian guitar virtuoso Kiko Loureiro from ANGRA: As BLABBERMOUTH.NET exclusively reported as a “rumor” on March 14, it has now been made...

The best day for the worst jokes

I love April Fool’s Day: CERN confirms that the Force exists and is, in fact, awake This is BMW’s idea of a mouth guard. I wonder how it would stand up to a sparring match? And this is Microsoft’s next smartphone operating system- which, like EVERY...

Crapping on CrossFit (again)

The CrossFit Craze continues to provide LOTS of material for the rest of us to laugh at: Honestly the only part of that video that wasn’t hilariously funny was the bit where the weightlifter failed to put up that Atlas stone. That wasn’t funny at all- I...

Economics in nine panels

The funniest jokes are always the ones that poke sharp sticks into the vulnerable points of real things, and this is no exception. If you’ve ever had to listen to an economist from a central bank speaking on television- and here I’m referring to...

Become a part of the Klok!

A certain English metal band called IRON MAIDEN begs to differ I finally managed to listen to The Doomstar Requiem: A Klok Opera all the way through, and I have to admit, I was totally wrong about it. The first time I listened to it, I couldn’t get past the...

Animal douchebaggery

This sort of hilarious stupidity isn’t just reserved to humans, the animals do it too: Watch it with the sound off, it’s much funnier that way. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on...