“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday Morning Battle Royale

Ah, Monday, my old enemy, we meet again. Actually, you know why that cat is really depressed? Because he just did an internet search and realised that, in China, he would be breakfast on a Monday. Nonetheless, both you and the cat can feel better now, because yer...

Even the French don’t like the French

As I’ve pointed out before, Corona-chan’s pestilential spread is putting many of the simple globalist illusions about the world through some harsh tests – and one of those illusions is the notion that every society and civilisation is equally capable...

Squaring the Corona-chan circle

Looking over the highly alarmist reports from the whorenalists of the lying (((media))) these days is enough to give one fits of rage-induced vomiting. And in some cases it is doing precisely that. I spent at least an hour on the phone recently with a friend of mine...

Are they really this dumb?

Hot on the heels of the latest idiotic announcement of wokeness from Marvel Comics with their SJWarriors lineup, DC Comics decided that they would quadruple down on the madness and sign their own death pact – by turning Bruce Wayne into a Chinese...

Everyone panic and freak out!!!

Most of my Longtime and Loyal Readers will know that I have been a strong advocate of staying calm during this time of crisis. I have used my lovely speaking voice to tell people to chill out from my soapbox, such as it is, and I have used maths, science, data, and...

Uh… what?!?

Remember when I showed you the results of too much vodka, applied to Russian cartoons? Yeah, well, they’ve come up with something even… um… Look, I don’t even know how to describe this one, so I’ll just show you: And yes, I know...

Monday morning pandemic pandering

Well, here we are at Monday again, and to be very honest, it’s been a pretty grim start to the week. As of this exact time of writing, there are over 723,000 confirmed cases of Corona-chan’s pestilential blessings around the world, with over 142,000...

Identity beats ideology

Countries that once supported open borders and civic nationalism are finding out, VERY much the hard way, that you can take the barbarian out of the tribe – but you damned well cannot take the tribe out of the barbarian: While French Covid-19 lockdown...

Xinnie-the-Pooh

Corona-chan has unquestionably changed the world, in both good and very, very bad ways. We’ve seen the bad – far too much of it, by this point – but the good is taking some time to work its way into our daily lives. One good thing that might come...

Clown Car Crash Wars

Let’s take a break from all of the gloom, doom, fear, uncertainty, and doubt about Corona-chan’s spread, and turn our attention to the cinematic disaster that was STAR WARS Episode IX: The Fall of Skywalker: I have never seen The Last...