“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

A prayer request

So yesterday the Prime Minister of the old country announced that the whole damn thing is going to be put on a national lockdown for 21 days. This is, quite simply, nothing short of a catastrophe, because as usual the government of the country is a plague upon its...

Hope dies last

The Russians are a stout and stolid people – quite literally in many cases, given their heavily potato- and bread- and vodka-based diet – and they are not easily given to panic or hysteria. They have a rather grim sense of humour which you can see...

Monday Morning Kung Flu Fighting

Hell’s Bells, it’s Monday again. And, unfortunately, if you thought that last week was bad, this week looks like it’s going to be even worse. And we all know why that is. It is because the Chinese gave the ENTIRE FREAKIN’ WORLD a...

Life is about trade-offs

I know everyone is sick of reading about how horrible COVID-19 is, but it is very important right now to stay calm, be logical and objective, and try to look at the evidence wherever possible before jumping to any conclusions. In that spirit, Paul Ramsey has done a...

China Syndrome

I know everyone is fed to the back teeth with this whole COVID-19 situation, and the lies and deceptions of the (((media))) whorenalist classes really aren’t helping things at all. We are actually dealing with two global pandemics right now – one that...

Media malfeasance in a time of plague

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; — From “IF” by Rudyard Kipling As Corona-chan continues to perform...

Well there goes Paddy’s Day

Corona-chan has successfully managed to shut down basically the entire developed world at this point. Russia has virtually banned foreigners from entering the country until May, Europe is in the throes of a massive crisis and seems totally unable to get it under...

Monday morning Hell Week

Boys, I’m gonna level with you: last week absolutely was the week from Hell. Everything hit pretty much right at the same time – a full moon that sent all the crazies into overdrive and meltdown; a killer pandemic sweeping the globe and resulting in...

Every maths nerd’s second favourite day

Today is, of course, March 14th, which – for my American readers, anyway – comes to 3.14.2020. And if you squint really hard, that is approximately the same as the famous mathematical constant, pi – which, to the first 12 places or...

The God-Emperor and the Plague-Bearers

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, announced yesterday that the USA would shut down all travel from Europe for a month and enact...