“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Blitzkrieg to BLYAD’skrieg

Blitzkrieg to BLYAD’skrieg

That picture you see above is actually a meme, and it comes from a now-viral picture out of the just-finished NATO summit in Vilnius, Lithuania. That was where Bellendsky the Pecker-Playing Puppet President of Banderastan showed up, looking (and probably smelling)...
All the right people hate it

All the right people hate it

Jim Caviezel is probably one of the most hated men in Hollyweird – and NOT because he is a bad actor, or a bad man. If he were, he would be celebrated up and down Clownipornia. In fact, he is the EXACT OPPOSITE of those things. He is a devout Christian who, in...
The Prigozhin putsch post-mortem

The Prigozhin putsch post-mortem

I had originally intended to write this some 48 hours after the failed mutiny/coup/insurrection by Yevgeniy Prigozhin last Saturday, but then events started accelerating. It has been a very busy and interesting week, which has exposed a number of powerful dynamics at...
Rebellion in Dreamland

Rebellion in Dreamland

The dominant news story today is the mutiny – or rebellion, or coup, depending on whom you listen to – of the Wagner private military company (PMC) in Russia. The crisis unfolded rapidly since yesterday, at close to midnight GMT, when the titular head of...
Turducken sandwich

Turducken sandwich

As y’all know quite well by now, there is a rather serious – I would say, panicked – discussion among the NATO types about giving F-16 Vipers to Banderastan, to replenish their almost completely destroyed air farce force. I have pointed out already...
The Khreat Khokholite Khumvee Khounteroffensive

The Khreat Khokholite Khumvee Khounteroffensive

The long-awaited Ukrainian (counter)offensive has finally begun. Indeed, as of this writing, it has been underway for a bit over a week. Last Sunday, the hohols rolled out troops and vehicles in substantial force, and began what they insist on calling “probing...
Dambusting

Dambusting

Everyone has no doubt heard by now about the destruction of the Novaya Kakhovka hydroelectric dam, or Kakhovskaya Hydroelectric Power Plant (KHPP). The result was pretty much what you might expect – a big-ass wall of water rushing downstream and flooding towns...
Don’t put Pajeets in charge

Don’t put Pajeets in charge

The whole “Pajeet” meme is a hilariously offensive term used to refer to Indians (or, more generally, people of Indian origin), originally coined as a specific racial insult that has since expanded somewhat in meaning. These days, tech types use it to...
Cloudy with a chance of daggers

Cloudy with a chance of daggers

Recent footage of American Patriot PAC-3 air “defence” missile systems “working” to “defend” Queef against Russian missiles in the Banderastan War has emerged, and is forcing some very serious questions about the effectiveness and...
Dawn of the AI

Dawn of the AI

Over six (!!!!!!!) years ago, I wrote a quasi-humourous post about how SkyNet wants to kill us all, on the basis of what happened when you tried to process images of various kinds through what were, back then, quite nascent AI/ML algorithms. The results were…...
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