“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Paddy-waggin’

Paddy-waggin’

Today is, of course, every alcoholic’s favourite non-holiday, which essentially seems to involve drinking vast quantities of beer while wearing something green and speaking with an outrageously bad Oirish accent. No doubt the good people of Ireland find all of that...
Have a thoroughly irrational day

Have a thoroughly irrational day

For the MAFF NERZ among us, today is, of course, Pi Day, which is a far better fake holiday than pretty much any other you care to name. In my personal opinion, it is a better day than Valentine’s Day, Star Wars Day, and… Oh, wait, I forgot, today is ALSO Steak &...
Operation: GOY TOY is in full swing

Operation: GOY TOY is in full swing

Well, “Chekhov’s MIC” finally went into action yesterday, attacking targets across Iran, starting from the early hours of the morning. After weeks of build-up and nail-biting tension, Angry Short Trump finally ordered the bombers and missiles in to conduct supposedly...
The Doom of Banderastan

The Doom of Banderastan

The picture you see at the top there is of a headline that appears in the Russian version of what appears to be a Ukrainian-language media site. It says, “In Kharkov they expand the Alley of Glory on the graveyard – there is not enough space for...
There will be no “pissdill”

There will be no “pissdill”

There has been much commentary across the Western world on the latest rounds of negotiations happening between the Russians, the Ukrainians, and the Americans over the past month or so. The first set of talks took place in Abu Dhabi, between high-ranking...
Spraying the vampire ballroom with holy water

Spraying the vampire ballroom with holy water

The latest release of roughly 3 million documents (thereabouts) from the so-called “Epstein Files” has landed like a hammerblow across much of the Western world, and with very good reason. The details contained in the emails – where they are not covered in black ink –...
Bring your best Tux

Bring your best Tux

Longtime Readers will know quite well by now that I have a particular, special, and burning hatred of Microsoft, and with very good reason. I have been using Linux as my, uh, “daily driver”, as the kids these days insist on calling it, for… going on 18 years now, I...
ICE and snow jobs

ICE and snow jobs

I have thus far refrained from commenting in any significant way on the unrest in Minnesota, simply because I am not in the US any longer, and what happens there is of significantly lesser concern to me now than it used to be. Nonetheless, with the latest spate of...
The world according to the Dread Pirate Donald

The world according to the Dread Pirate Donald

Now that things have settled down somewhat after Drumpf took a page out of the Sicilian Mafia’s playbook and made Nicolas Maduro a deal he couldn’t refuse, the general thrust of American foreign policy under God-Emperor 2.0 is becoming relatively clear, at least in...