“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“Yes dear, you ARE fat”

The Daily Mail asked three very different couples whether they had broken what the Cathedral thinks is a serious taboo in marriage- and got three very interesting answers: Emily says . . . My first child, Henry, was just hours old when I noticed my husband Tim’s...

Scraping at the leftovers

OMFG KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! Apparently Western feminists, not satisfied with lying to themselves about their rapidly declining sexual market value, are now insisting on lying to Chinese women about their declining sexual market value: The notion of a...

Man vs Silly Feminist

If civilisation had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts. — Camille Paglia  Famed survivalist (and drinker of his own urine) Bear Grylls has apparently pissed off (heh) several feminists by casting his latest reality show with...

Bitches be crazy

Literally: A British woman finally found the partner of her dreams – her pet DOG.  While she can be sure they won’t leave the toilet seat up or put foam round the sink… there is the chance she might get fleas.  Amanda Rodgers married her...

The Belldandy effect

Recently the exasperated rantings of a woman with an absurdly large nose over the seemingly ridiculous expectations that men have of their ideal woman got me thinking about something I wrote a while back regarding what it means to be a truly beautiful woman. The...

The “perfect” girlfriend?

A (female) writer for the Daily Telegraph (with a ridiculously oversized nose- you might want to look into that, dear) gets unduly exercised over the results of a survey of some 2,000 men to define the “perfect” girlfriend: It wasn’t even my boyfriend who...

A Single Dude on Indian women…

Charlie Bushmeister had some highly amusing commentary from his recent trip to India: I have been to 50 countries now, and I can say without reservation that India is the absolute worst place for women I have even been. I can think of no place less suitable for a...

“Necrobestial”, indeed!

Courtesy of Tempest, here’s one that should make you chuckle: Author Virginia Wade’s fiction debut follows a group of women who embark on a week-long camping trip to Mt. Hood National Forest. There, in the shadow of Oregon’s highest mountain, they are...

Cheeseburgers are for skinny chicks

I’ve been watching Jennifer Lawrence parade her somewhat questionable acting skills since she starred in The Bill Engvall Show a few years back. Now apparently she’s waddled (heh) into the whole fat-shaming debate: In an upcoming ABC News special...