“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Suddenly I’m liking her better

It’s no real secret that I’m not exactly a big fan of “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey. I was actually rooting for Alexis Davis to beat her in UFC 175’s co-headline event, but that didn’t happen; in fact, that fight lasted just sixteen seconds....

There goes Britney’s voice

And good bloody riddance to it too. At it turns out, jailbait-turned-trailer-trash-mum-turned-(somehow)-Las-Vegas-act Britney Spears cannot, in fact, sing without, shall we say, significant digital assistance: So Britney Spears can’t sing? Quelle surprise, as the...

A costly and irreversible mistake

Yesterday afternoon, returning from a trip into the city that had some rather unpleasant results, I chanced across a poster in the train that went something like this: Dear 40-year-old Self, Remember to FREEZE your eggs today so that you can still have a real chance...

Midget-punching

[I had several different titles in mind for this one, ranging from “How to Push a Girl’s Buttons: Sparring Edition”, to “Punching Girls in the Face”, to my personal favourite alternative, “Didact Beats Up Short Chick, Hilarity...

“Yes dear, you ARE fat”

The Daily Mail asked three very different couples whether they had broken what the Cathedral thinks is a serious taboo in marriage- and got three very interesting answers: Emily says . . . My first child, Henry, was just hours old when I noticed my husband Tim’s...

Scraping at the leftovers

OMFG KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! Apparently Western feminists, not satisfied with lying to themselves about their rapidly declining sexual market value, are now insisting on lying to Chinese women about their declining sexual market value: The notion of a...

Man vs Silly Feminist

If civilisation had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts. — Camille Paglia  Famed survivalist (and drinker of his own urine) Bear Grylls has apparently pissed off (heh) several feminists by casting his latest reality show with...

Bitches be crazy

Literally: A British woman finally found the partner of her dreams – her pet DOG.  While she can be sure they won’t leave the toilet seat up or put foam round the sink… there is the chance she might get fleas.  Amanda Rodgers married her...

The Belldandy effect

Recently the exasperated rantings of a woman with an absurdly large nose over the seemingly ridiculous expectations that men have of their ideal woman got me thinking about something I wrote a while back regarding what it means to be a truly beautiful woman. The...