“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The “perfect” girlfriend?

by | Feb 27, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

A (female) writer for the Daily Telegraph (with a ridiculously oversized nose- you might want to look into that, dear) gets unduly exercised over the results of a survey of some 2,000 men to define the “perfect” girlfriend: It wasn’t even my boyfriend who...

A Single Dude on Indian women…

by | Jan 1, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Charlie Bushmeister had some highly amusing commentary from his recent trip to India: I have been to 50 countries now, and I can say without reservation that India is the absolute worst place for women I have even been. I can think of no place less suitable for a...

“Necrobestial”, indeed!

by | Dec 25, 2013 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Courtesy of Tempest, here’s one that should make you chuckle: Author Virginia Wade’s fiction debut follows a group of women who embark on a week-long camping trip to Mt. Hood National Forest. There, in the shadow of Oregon’s highest mountain, they are...

Cheeseburgers are for skinny chicks

by | Dec 19, 2013 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

I’ve been watching Jennifer Lawrence parade her somewhat questionable acting skills since she starred in The Bill Engvall Show a few years back. Now apparently she’s waddled (heh) into the whole fat-shaming debate: In an upcoming ABC News special...