“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“Idiocracy” was a documentary

by | Sep 3, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

That is the only possible conclusion that I think that a rational man can reach after seeing “news” stories like this one: The businessman’s [Didact: “businessman”? Isn’t that a bit of a stretch?] less than pleased reaction to...

Feminist boobs

by | Sep 2, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

This link was sent to me by an anonymous driveby commenter. I normally wouldn’t bother responding but, well, this is pretty funny: On a related note- have you ever noticed how even the really hot feminists somehow exude this aura that says, “don’t...

Put your top back on, woman

by | Sep 1, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Blah blah blah feminist statement blah blah small-breasted women something something and would you please put that shirt on again, Keira? To many, it might seem like an odd decision. Keira Knightley, famously private, has posed topless for a fashion magazine. The...

All the single ladies

by | Aug 30, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

… are bloody well going to stay single, judging by what follows. Wanted: Naive, easily bamboozled men willing to put up with massive amounts of female nonsense for the privilege of maybe being able to nail a really hot piece of Brazilian ass once in a...

Rediscovering the blindingly obvious

by | Aug 5, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

A female writer for the Telegraph belatedly discovers the basics of girl game: A few weeks ago, I was hanging out with some male friends [Didact: Translation- guys she would not sleep with] and conversation turned to which female celebrities would be on my...

Dumbing down Alpha

by | Aug 3, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

In which a spat between a douchebag and a crybaby over the erstwhile affections of one of the most beautiful women alive is thoroughly misrepresented: A battle erupted this week between film star Orlando Bloom and teen popstrel and social irritant Justin Bieber...

Suddenly I’m liking her better

by | Jul 31, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

It’s no real secret that I’m not exactly a big fan of “Rowdy” Ronda Rousey. I was actually rooting for Alexis Davis to beat her in UFC 175’s co-headline event, but that didn’t happen; in fact, that fight lasted just sixteen seconds....

There goes Britney’s voice

by | Jul 12, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

And good bloody riddance to it too. At it turns out, jailbait-turned-trailer-trash-mum-turned-(somehow)-Las-Vegas-act Britney Spears cannot, in fact, sing without, shall we say, significant digital assistance: So Britney Spears can’t sing? Quelle surprise, as the...

A costly and irreversible mistake

by | Jul 1, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Yesterday afternoon, returning from a trip into the city that had some rather unpleasant results, I chanced across a poster in the train that went something like this: Dear 40-year-old Self, Remember to FREEZE your eggs today so that you can still have a real chance...

Midget-punching

by | Jun 28, 2014 | fat girl jihad, fitness, Uncategorized

[I had several different titles in mind for this one, ranging from “How to Push a Girl’s Buttons: Sparring Edition”, to “Punching Girls in the Face”, to my personal favourite alternative, “Didact Beats Up Short Chick, Hilarity...