by Didact | Sep 8, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
Clearly, I need to keep up with current events a bit better. Vox got around to mocking this one a damn sight faster than I did. Though, admittedly, the results of a recent government investigation- which cost, ISYN, $3 million to conduct- are pretty amusing in and of...
by Didact | Sep 7, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
It’s simple, really: just lay the makeup on with a trowel: I didn’t realise until quite late in life that some women don’t just wear make-up, they wear a full-on disguise – the sort you might adopt if you were evading capture. At university one of new flatmates...
by Didact | Sep 7, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
Someone named Emmanuel Viola decided to conduct a little thought experiment by adding tattoos to various Disney princesses. The results were… interesting, to say the least: Belle, doing the full 90s Angelina Jolie Herpegonosyphilaids on a plate! Would not touch...
by Didact | Sep 6, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
God forgive me for posting yet again about yet another waste of precious oxygen hairy Armenian woman Kardashian: On Tuesday night she picked up the Woman of the Year award at the GQ Men of the Year ceremony in London wearing a revealing leather bustier and see-through...
by Didact | Sep 3, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
That is the only possible conclusion that I think that a rational man can reach after seeing “news” stories like this one: The businessman’s [Didact: “businessman”? Isn’t that a bit of a stretch?] less than pleased reaction to...
by Didact | Sep 2, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
This link was sent to me by an anonymous driveby commenter. I normally wouldn’t bother responding but, well, this is pretty funny: On a related note- have you ever noticed how even the really hot feminists somehow exude this aura that says, “don’t...
by Didact | Sep 1, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
Blah blah blah feminist statement blah blah small-breasted women something something and would you please put that shirt on again, Keira? To many, it might seem like an odd decision. Keira Knightley, famously private, has posed topless for a fashion magazine. The...
by Didact | Aug 30, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
… are bloody well going to stay single, judging by what follows. Wanted: Naive, easily bamboozled men willing to put up with massive amounts of female nonsense for the privilege of maybe being able to nail a really hot piece of Brazilian ass once in a...
by Didact | Aug 5, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
A female writer for the Telegraph belatedly discovers the basics of girl game: A few weeks ago, I was hanging out with some male friends [Didact: Translation- guys she would not sleep with] and conversation turned to which female celebrities would be on my...
by Didact | Aug 3, 2014 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized
In which a spat between a douchebag and a crybaby over the erstwhile affections of one of the most beautiful women alive is thoroughly misrepresented: A battle erupted this week between film star Orlando Bloom and teen popstrel and social irritant Justin Bieber...
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