“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The price of female freedom

The New York Times The Carlos Slim Blog Pravda published what they call an “op-doc”, which I suppose is Millennial hipster talk for “first-person documentary”, a few years back featuring a 35-year-old single Argentinian Jewess and...

Friday T&A: Sweater Snowballs Edition

It’s getting really cold, really fast, here in the northeast. In recognition of that fact, let us take a moment to enjoy the absolute best thing about sweater-and-jacket weather- namely, the lovely, shapely, curvy bits of the female anatomy that make...

A useful incentive

Remember how, back in October, a certain way-over-the-hill pop tart by the name of Madonnapromised every guy who voted for the Hilldebeast that she would personally fellate him if he pulled the trigger and blew his own brains out voted for the most corrupt, venal,...

Friday T&A: Veterans’ Day Edition

It’s Friday, y’all. Better yet, it’s a public and bank holiday, and in all honesty, thank God for that because I am TIRED. It wasn’t just the election that wore on me; I’ve been working out hard with almost no breaks and only a couple of...