“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Veterans’ Day Edition

by | Nov 11, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

It’s Friday, y’all. Better yet, it’s a public and bank holiday, and in all honesty, thank God for that because I am TIRED. It wasn’t just the election that wore on me; I’ve been working out hard with almost no breaks and only a couple of...

DO. NOT. WANT.

by | Oct 19, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

There is a certain crazy dingbat who goes by the name of “Madonna”- you may have heard of her, especially if you grew up during the 1980s- who racked up a fair few pop hits back in her day. One or two of them are actually kind of fun to listen to, if...

Friday T&A: Visit Thailand edition

by | Oct 15, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Okay, first things first, before some smartass points it out: I know it’s Saturday, I was busy last night attending a (really rather awesome) metal concert. First knucklehead to point out the blindingly obvious gets slapped upside the head, Agent...

Fat-shame away, luv

by | Oct 9, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Nicole Arbour, who you may or may not have come across in the past, is something of a character. She is a YouTube personality who combines the over-the-top perkiness of a cheerleader with the pneumatic looks of Malibu Barbie, topped off by a pretty effective caustic...

Friday T&A: Assume the position

by | Oct 8, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

FDAU- gents, you know what I mean. Brought to you this week by TheNug.com: Okay, technically Ale’s face is actually up in that first picture. But, come on, are you really going to argue the point? Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on...