“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

When “normal” is shocking

by | Mar 9, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Today is International Women’s Day- well, for another two-and-a-bit hours, anyway- and as a result I was actually at a bit of a loss as to what I should write for the day’s post. I could have written in amusement about how a “day without women”...

We all know the appropriate response

by | Mar 1, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Apparently a bunch of very silly female vegetarians (Lord, forgive us our redundancies) have gotten it into their heads that they need to teach those horrible, terrible, no good, very bad Cubans not to eat meat: The animal advocacy organization People for the...

Friday T&A: Fruit platter Edition

by | Feb 17, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Since last week’s (rather well received) serving of beautiful women involved mostly the fun stuff up the front, and since this IS technically a T and A segment, I figured it might be useful to balance out the scales a little bit. Not too much,...

Friday T&A: Octagon Rating Edition

by | Feb 4, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

If you do not watch mixed martial arts, it is unlikely that you have ever heard of Arianny Celeste- unless of course you know her as “that really hot chick who appeared in that magazine once”. This is, admittedly, a rather absurdly generic description....