“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: The Party Post Edition

by | Dec 30, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

There are less than 30 hours to go for 2016 (at least, from where I am, which is a few time zones ahead of most of my readers), which means that it’s about damn time to start popping open the champagne bottles (for the hoity-toity types) and beer bottles...

Friday T&A: Ice Queen Edition

by | Dec 17, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

It’s getting REALLY FREAKIN’ COLD up here in the northeast- apparently it hit -22 Celsius with windchill last night, or thereabouts. These are the sorts of temperatures that Minnesotans would probably call “mild spring weather”- the crazy...

The cynicism bites deep

by | Dec 16, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

In his election night broadcast, Bill Whittle mentioned toward the end of his highly entertaining, if somewhat rambling, God-Emperor Victory speech that he had very recently gotten engaged. He promised to follow up on that and introduce his fans to his fiance, and on...

Clear out the trauma unit…

by | Dec 12, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

What happens when a manly man of righteous manliness, whose opinions are completely unfair, unbalanced, and unmedicated, takes on a harpy and a banshee in a single interview? Well… this does. Crank up the sound to full surround, grab a beer in one hand...

The price of female freedom

by | Dec 11, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

The New York Times The Carlos Slim Blog Pravda published what they call an “op-doc”, which I suppose is Millennial hipster talk for “first-person documentary”, a few years back featuring a 35-year-old single Argentinian Jewess and...

Friday T&A: Sweater Snowballs Edition

by | Dec 9, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

It’s getting really cold, really fast, here in the northeast. In recognition of that fact, let us take a moment to enjoy the absolute best thing about sweater-and-jacket weather- namely, the lovely, shapely, curvy bits of the female anatomy that make...

A useful incentive

by | Dec 5, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Remember how, back in October, a certain way-over-the-hill pop tart by the name of Madonnapromised every guy who voted for the Hilldebeast that she would personally fellate him if he pulled the trigger and blew his own brains out voted for the most corrupt, venal,...