“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Yes, they’re ALL “like that”

by | Oct 5, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

[T]he secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts… This you can trust. — Conan the Barbarian’s...

Friday T&A: Wet T-shirt Edition

by | Oct 1, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

This week’s serving of fun(bags) is inspired by Dire Badger’s contribution to my last post on the subject. The rest of them are brought to you by your friends at TheChive.com. (You may have surmised by now that I have a certain “type”. You...

She does have a point

by | Sep 29, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

I woke up this morning to find this in my WhatsApp messages from that one slightly batty Russian woman with the big hands: Oh, I should have mentioned- maybe not completely safe for work, but I’d say it’s borderline. Honestly the only thing I...

The price is her soul

by | Sep 25, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

The thousand-cock stare is real- even on virgins There is an old joke- a very old joke- that goes something like this: A man at a party spies an attractive young woman and makes his way over to her to chat her up. The conversation is enjoyably spirited, and...

Friday T&A

by | Sep 24, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

You know that old saying about how great minds think alike? Well, LastRedoubt and I, being the proudly chauvinistic pigs that we are, concluded separately but with a remarkable synchronicity of thought that Kate Upton really does look pretty fetching in a bikini....

Freedom tits!

by | Sep 13, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

A certain model and (((actress))) by the name of Kate Upton weighed in on the row concerning sportzball players who have decided to take a knee when The Star Spangled Banner is played just before a game on September 11th: In my opinion, the national anthem is a...

Not quite that simple, mate

by | Sep 11, 2016 | fat girl jihad, gym idiots, Uncategorized

This is how lifting bros wish the world worked: I got that from a not-exactly-unattractive lady who’s been sending me some rather interesting WhatsApp messages of late. She knows, of course, that I lift, so make of this what you will. As far as I’m...

Guns, girls, sour-mash and glory

by | Aug 29, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Mat Best clearly gets it: As if that wasn’t batshit insane enough: And, of course, where would we be without gratuitous but ever-so-epic bikini snaps: You know, I used to think that Jeremy Clarkson and the boys have the greatest job in the world, driving...