“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

DO. NOT. WANT.

There is a certain crazy dingbat who goes by the name of “Madonna”- you may have heard of her, especially if you grew up during the 1980s- who racked up a fair few pop hits back in her day. One or two of them are actually kind of fun to listen to, if...

Friday T&A: Visit Thailand edition

Okay, first things first, before some smartass points it out: I know it’s Saturday, I was busy last night attending a (really rather awesome) metal concert. First knucklehead to point out the blindingly obvious gets slapped upside the head, Agent...

Fat-shame away, luv

Nicole Arbour, who you may or may not have come across in the past, is something of a character. She is a YouTube personality who combines the over-the-top perkiness of a cheerleader with the pneumatic looks of Malibu Barbie, topped off by a pretty effective caustic...

Friday T&A: Assume the position

FDAU- gents, you know what I mean. Brought to you this week by TheNug.com: Okay, technically Ale’s face is actually up in that first picture. But, come on, are you really going to argue the point? Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on...

Yes, they’re ALL “like that”

[T]he secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts… This you can trust. — Conan the Barbarian’s...

Friday T&A: Wet T-shirt Edition

This week’s serving of fun(bags) is inspired by Dire Badger’s contribution to my last post on the subject. The rest of them are brought to you by your friends at TheChive.com. (You may have surmised by now that I have a certain “type”. You...

She does have a point

I woke up this morning to find this in my WhatsApp messages from that one slightly batty Russian woman with the big hands: Oh, I should have mentioned- maybe not completely safe for work, but I’d say it’s borderline. Honestly the only thing I...

The price is her soul

The thousand-cock stare is real- even on virgins There is an old joke- a very old joke- that goes something like this: A man at a party spies an attractive young woman and makes his way over to her to chat her up. The conversation is enjoyably spirited, and...

Friday T&A

You know that old saying about how great minds think alike? Well, LastRedoubt and I, being the proudly chauvinistic pigs that we are, concluded separately but with a remarkable synchronicity of thought that Kate Upton really does look pretty fetching in a bikini....