“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

A useful incentive

Remember how, back in October, a certain way-over-the-hill pop tart by the name of Madonnapromised every guy who voted for the Hilldebeast that she would personally fellate him if he pulled the trigger and blew his own brains out voted for the most corrupt, venal,...

Friday T&A: Veterans’ Day Edition

It’s Friday, y’all. Better yet, it’s a public and bank holiday, and in all honesty, thank God for that because I am TIRED. It wasn’t just the election that wore on me; I’ve been working out hard with almost no breaks and only a couple of...

DO. NOT. WANT.

There is a certain crazy dingbat who goes by the name of “Madonna”- you may have heard of her, especially if you grew up during the 1980s- who racked up a fair few pop hits back in her day. One or two of them are actually kind of fun to listen to, if...

Friday T&A: Visit Thailand edition

Okay, first things first, before some smartass points it out: I know it’s Saturday, I was busy last night attending a (really rather awesome) metal concert. First knucklehead to point out the blindingly obvious gets slapped upside the head, Agent...