“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Bristol Cities Edition

by | Apr 15, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Just so we’re clear, this edition of everybody’s favourite part of my blog has absolutely nothing to do with the city of Bristol (though it is remotely possible that one or two of the delightful ladies featured below hails from that part of the world). No,...

Paying for the cow

by | Apr 14, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

For several years now I have been predicting that the moment that reasonably realistic sexbots become commonplace and overcome the “uncanny valley” issue that has thus far prevented their adoption, we will see the single biggest shift in power seen since...

You go, girl

by | Apr 13, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

A (((singer))) and (((actress))) by the name of Janelle Monae- yeah, I’ve never heard of her either- went and scored an EPIC feminist own-goal recently when she argued that women should withhold sex from their men, until said men start respecting them:...

Friday T&A: Irish Spring Edition

by | Apr 8, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Now that spring is, finally at Goddamn last, HERE TO STAY, it’s time to celebrate by taking in the splendours of the season. And, since I was out earlier tonight with a couple of people who can trace their ancestry right the way back to the Emerald Isle (and...

Friday T&A: Southern belle Edition

by | Mar 31, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

All good things come to an end, such as my time in the South. But before I leave Texas, and all of the many wonders of this great state, it’s time for another edition of, if we’re honest, everybody’s favourite part of this site. So here is a random...

Friday T&A: Ginger snap edition

by | Mar 24, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

It was brought to my attention by an eagle-eyed reader that, in my last post in this series (which, believe me, I love adding to) that I had somehow missed adding at least one redhead to the long display of womanly delights. Now normally this isn’t a...

In defence of normalcy

by | Mar 15, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

A few days ago I wrote about the fact that, to a mind steeped in the madness of feminism and the insistence of its adherents in treating men and women as entirely interchangeable, it can be jarring in the extreme to see what the world might look like when the...

When “normal” is shocking

by | Mar 9, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Today is International Women’s Day- well, for another two-and-a-bit hours, anyway- and as a result I was actually at a bit of a loss as to what I should write for the day’s post. I could have written in amusement about how a “day without women”...