“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Short stack Edition

by | May 13, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Now, when I write “short stack”, what I actually mean is, short and stacked. The young lady you see here goes by the name of Jun Amaki, and she is, as you might have guessed, somewhat unusual for a lady from the Far East. Apparently, her vital...

Friday T&A: Flaming hypocrite Edition

by | May 6, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

It’s quite a disgustingly nasty day today in terms of weather where I live, but the surest and fastest way to brighten up everybody’s Friday (including mine) is of course through observing the many bounteous beauties of the female form with the critical...

Friday T&A: Bygone bombshell Edition

by | Apr 29, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

I ran into an article in the Daily Mail earlier today about the one, the only, Raquel Welch which was asking (rather stupidly, in my opinion) exactly how it was that one of the hottest women of the 1970s still manages to look so damn good (for a septuagenarian). Now...

Friday T&A: Bristol Cities Edition

by | Apr 15, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Just so we’re clear, this edition of everybody’s favourite part of my blog has absolutely nothing to do with the city of Bristol (though it is remotely possible that one or two of the delightful ladies featured below hails from that part of the world). No,...

Paying for the cow

by | Apr 14, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

For several years now I have been predicting that the moment that reasonably realistic sexbots become commonplace and overcome the “uncanny valley” issue that has thus far prevented their adoption, we will see the single biggest shift in power seen since...

You go, girl

by | Apr 13, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

A (((singer))) and (((actress))) by the name of Janelle Monae- yeah, I’ve never heard of her either- went and scored an EPIC feminist own-goal recently when she argued that women should withhold sex from their men, until said men start respecting them:...

Friday T&A: Irish Spring Edition

by | Apr 8, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Now that spring is, finally at Goddamn last, HERE TO STAY, it’s time to celebrate by taking in the splendours of the season. And, since I was out earlier tonight with a couple of people who can trace their ancestry right the way back to the Emerald Isle (and...