“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Desert rose Edition

Seeing as how it’s kind of hot and sunny outside these days- perfect weather for beer and babes, of course- and seeing as how it’s been almost three years since I was in Israel taking the trip of a lifetime, I figured it might be nice to grab a few...

The saddest words a woman can utter

Gentlemen, what is the most depressing thing that you have ever heard a woman say? To be clear, I’m not talking about words that shock you with their profanity or vulgarity- such as when the town bike walks into the local watering hole and gives graphic and...

Friday T&A: Baby got bass Edition

I dunno about y’all, but I’ve never quite been into fishing. It’s not just that I dislike the smell of fish (though I do). It’s just that I’ve never really understood the point of waking up at like 4am on a cold day to go to the nearest...

Friday T&A: Beer cans Edition

My friends, it is Friday once again, and as such, it is time to celebrate the end of the working week by expressing our appreciation for the finer things in life. One of those finer things- perhaps the finest thing- is the female form. There is little that makes...

Friday T&A: Summertime Blues Edition

I dunno about the rest of y’all, but this morning’s weather was absolutely DISGUSTING over where I live. It was nothing but rain, mist, fog, and humidity as far as the eye could see. Fortunately, the Big Fella Upstairs evidently understands the...

Friday T&A: Freedom tits Edition

My friends, the 241st birthday of this country will be upon us in a few days. Many of you, like me, will find that to be a very bittersweet day, for it marks the birth of the greatest, most advanced, and most enlightened civilisation that the world has ever seen-...

Friday T&A: Tag team Edition

Friend, reader, and fellow epic shitlord LastRedoubt is travelling today, so he asked me to spread the news of his usual Girl Friday posting once it was up. You can of course find it right here. However, there was a possibility that he would not be able to perform...