“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Inopportune Selfie Edition

Back when Hurricane Irma was approaching the Caribbean and southern Gulf states- no, not those Gulf states, the American ones that actually believe in God and guns and proper civilisation- a few Instatarts decided that this would be the perfect opportunity...

Shut it, Bitch

Is anyone else completely fed up of the Hilldebeast’s ongoing self-pity party? I know I sure as hell am. As it turns out, even moderate liberaltards are getting tired of listening to the Bitch whine and moan about the fact that she lost to what almost everyone...

Friday T&A: Naturally gifted Edition

Chaps, I believe that I speak for all of us manly men of manliness when I say that girls with real curves are a LOT of fun. A brief note for the easily confused: I am not referring to fat hambeasts like Amy Schumer who think that being overweight is...

Friday T&A: Antipodean Edition

Here in the northeastern USA, it’s suddenly turned cool and very, very nice- hinting that summer is pretty much over for us now. And what a crazy summer it was: feminists getting their asses handed to them in public debate, the world’s most dangerous...

Wife material

Ever heard of a young Scottish lady named Amy Macdonald? Yeah, me neither. Apparently, she is a singer-songwriter who has sold something like 9 million albums worldwide. That makes her more famous than just about any heavy metal band that I listen to outside of,...

The Hawtness Files

If we are going to talk about gorgeous women, Kate Beckinsale has to be part of the conversation. Even at the age of 44, she is still classier, prettier, and just plain more pleasant than girls half her age. Certain eagle-eyed readers may have noticed a new...

Friday T&A: Going to Brazil Edition

There is a lot to be said in favour of Eastern European women. I am, to be sure, highly susceptible to their particular charms. It goes almost without saying that Slavic ladies exude a certain Old World charm, beauty, grace, and class that you don’t...

What did I just say?!?

Hot on the heels of my recent post pointing out the dangers of having lavish weddings with women who are clearly in it just for the money, we have news that a Russian oligarch got hitched to his Instagram model wife in a truly bonkers ceremony: A Russian oligarch...

Friday T&A: East meets West Edition

It’s been a hell of a long week, for a number of personal reasons, but at long last Friday is here. Unfortunately, this particular Friday is particularly nasty. It’s like being back in the tropics in Singapore, what with the humidity cranked all...