“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Baby got bass Edition

by | Jul 29, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

I dunno about y’all, but I’ve never quite been into fishing. It’s not just that I dislike the smell of fish (though I do). It’s just that I’ve never really understood the point of waking up at like 4am on a cold day to go to the nearest...

Friday T&A: Beer cans Edition

by | Jul 15, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

My friends, it is Friday once again, and as such, it is time to celebrate the end of the working week by expressing our appreciation for the finer things in life. One of those finer things- perhaps the finest thing- is the female form. There is little that makes...

Friday T&A: Summertime Blues Edition

by | Jul 8, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

I dunno about the rest of y’all, but this morning’s weather was absolutely DISGUSTING over where I live. It was nothing but rain, mist, fog, and humidity as far as the eye could see. Fortunately, the Big Fella Upstairs evidently understands the...

Friday T&A: Freedom tits Edition

by | Jun 30, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

My friends, the 241st birthday of this country will be upon us in a few days. Many of you, like me, will find that to be a very bittersweet day, for it marks the birth of the greatest, most advanced, and most enlightened civilisation that the world has ever seen-...

Friday T&A: Tag team Edition

by | Jun 16, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Friend, reader, and fellow epic shitlord LastRedoubt is travelling today, so he asked me to spread the news of his usual Girl Friday posting once it was up. You can of course find it right here. However, there was a possibility that he would not be able to perform...

What she said

by | Jun 16, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

A young, and very fetching, Polish lady tells it like it is: This is exactly the sort of thing that I wish I could hear coming from the mouths of young American and English women. But, rest assured, this is exactly what such women will be saying- just give it a...

Friday T&A: Hot for teacher Edition

by | Jun 10, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Summer is very nearly upon us, and school is out for the duration, which means lots of little rugrats running around and turning their parents’ lives upside down. Now obviously this is no bad thing from the point of view of most young boys these days; most...

Friday T&A: Calculus class Edition

by | Jun 2, 2017 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Now before anybody gets the wrong idea from the title of this post, let’s make one thing very clear: I’m not talking about equations and nerdy graphs. This edition of weekly epic hawtness contains neither. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a total...