“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Rule by Tantrum Edition

Friday T&A: Rule by Tantrum Edition

The last few weeks have been disappointing, to put it extremely mildly, for those of us who supported Ornj Boi in his third successful bid for the Presidency. And that is something of a surprise, when we realise how far he has come in the past 10 years. We must always...
Friday T&A: Fever Dreams Edition

Friday T&A: Fever Dreams Edition

The backlash against the Epstein cover-up appears to be getting worse, not better, for Donaldus Triumphus – and, honestly, he seems shaken by it. At no point in the past 10 years of following the man, have I ever seen him this hesitant, flaky, and unfocused. And...
Friday T&A: Catiline Conspiracy Edition

Friday T&A: Catiline Conspiracy Edition

Last night and today, we started receiving news that DNI Gabbard had released files showing, supposedly, “proof” of a deep-rooted criminal conspiracy, starting at the very highest levels of the Maladministration of Odumbass the Lightworker, to invalidate the election...
Friday T&A: Noticing Edition

Friday T&A: Noticing Edition

This week was a momentous one, for it saw the shattering, once and for all, of any remaining illusions about Ornj Boi’s second term. We now know for sure that Drumpf is not the God-Emperor of past glory, but is merely a sock-puppet of the Derp State. These are hard...
Friday T&A: Ungrateful Colonials Edition

Friday T&A: Ungrateful Colonials Edition

Today is July 4th, which puts us at – let’s see if I get the MAFF right – the 249th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. That is a special date, for many reasons. Some are personal – for instance, it was the date of my...
Friday T&A: Surströmming Edition

Friday T&A: Surströmming Edition

It says rather a lot about the state of the world when the best you can say, at the end of the week, is: “thank God the world has not ended yet”. Sadly, that is precisely the position we find ourselves in today. I cannot say that I am in much of a position to offer...
Friday T&A: Invade, Invite, Become Edition

Friday T&A: Invade, Invite, Become Edition

It is difficult to avoid the conclusion that we are all trapped in some sort of waking nightmare, at this point. A big part of the reason why this poast is two days late – other than sheer laziness on the author’s part, and exhaustion due to travelling,...
Friday T&A: Out of Luck Edition

Friday T&A: Out of Luck Edition

Today is, of course, Friday the 13th, and for those of you who know your history, according to one theory, that is an infamous day on which the Order of the Poor Knights of Saint John – a.k.a. the Knights Templar – were rounded up and accused of the most...
Friday T&A: Mad Dog Edition

Friday T&A: Mad Dog Edition

To call this an “eventful” week is to indulge in masterly understatement. This past Sunday, we witnessed the Ukrainians pull off one of the craziest, stupidest, most provocative stunts imaginable, when they attacked the strategic bomber arm of the Russian...
Friday T&A: Madison Avenue Edition

Friday T&A: Madison Avenue Edition

Poasting has, of course, been nonexistent over the past week, because… well, I don’t actually have a very good reason, to be quite honest. On Monday, we were out with friends for 8 hours, and as anyone who is an extreme introvert (about 90% of my...