“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Sunday Scripture: The Parable of the Great Banquet

Sunday Scripture: The Parable of the Great Banquet

12 He said also to the man who had invited him, “When you give a dinner or a banquet, do not invite your friends or your brothers[b] or your relatives or rich neighbors, lest they also invite you in return and you be repaid. 13 But when you give a feast, invite the...
Zelya in the bunker

Zelya in the bunker

The raft of recent articles emerging from various Western (((whore-media)))))))))))) outlets, like SLIME Magazine and The Cuckonomist, are yet more confirmation, if one actually needed it, of just how badly things are going for Bellendsky the coke-fiend. The full...
Friday T&A: Calm Before the Storm Edition

Friday T&A: Calm Before the Storm Edition

By some miracle, we appear to have made it to the end of another week, and the world is still more or less kind of sort of intact. Whether it stays that way, of course, is a rather different question. Yet, I think we have good reason for optimism at the moment. Hassan...
Framing Armageddon

Framing Armageddon

It is very difficult, even for me, to watch the unfolding catastrophe in Israel dispassionately. The pictures and videos coming out of Gaza are horrific – lifeless bodies of children; a video of rescuers uncovering the dead bodies of a father clutching his daughter as...
Happy HELLOWEEN 2023

Happy HELLOWEEN 2023

It is that time of year again, when the rest of the (Western) world celebrates October 31st with people dressing up like idiots and going to wild parties, while I celebrate by playing the music of the true granddaddies of European power metal: They did rather more...
Monday morning Big Bang Twattery

Monday morning Big Bang Twattery

Welp, Monday is back again, and once again, I am on the road. I tell you, working from a client site is not much fun when you have to do it for most of the week. Nonetheless, that is how we pay the bills, which lets me do this as a side gig for shits and giggles, so...
Friday T&A: There Goes the Neighbourhood Edition

Friday T&A: There Goes the Neighbourhood Edition

As I write this, we are seeing news streaming in about a possible major Israeli ground incursion into the Gaza Strip. This may – or may not – finally be the start of the great big ground offensive the Israelis have been threatening for two weeks now. They...
This is your brain on MAFF

This is your brain on MAFF

As Grandpa Grumpuss pointed out in a recent poast of his, MAFF can get PRETTY DAMN WEIRD at times. He went out there on TEH INNARWEBZ and found a video of a maths professor talking about the hardest class in the subject he had ever taken. And, if you watch the video...
Monday morning Victoria’s not-so-Secret

Monday morning Victoria’s not-so-Secret

There goes the weekend – I miss it already. Today is the beginning of yet another week of travel and nonsense, but that is what we have to do to put food on the table. I mean, let’s be honest, there is a REASON why you have to pay people to turn up for...