“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

All dogs go to Heaven

All dogs go to Heaven

Those of us who have been lucky enough to own and grow up with dogs, know just how much joy they bring to us, and how they change our lives. By “dogs”, of course, I mean REAL dogs – not those stupid little fluffballs that look like animated cotton...
Friday T&A: Los Santos Edition

Friday T&A: Los Santos Edition

Another week down, and what a busy one it was, eh? The assassination attempt on the Trumpasaur has been the dominant feature in all the headlines, and deservedly so. The more that we know about the shooting, the more that we realise it cannot possibly have been an...
The greatest idea in the history of sport

The greatest idea in the history of sport

Gentlemen! Have you ever found yourself watching a real man’s game – like, say, rugby – and thought, “y’know what, this would be even more interesting if it involved men dressed in full plate armour, fighting one-on-one, with mediaeval...
Monday morning post-pew-pew puddle

Monday morning post-pew-pew puddle

Well… DAMN. That was QUITE the eventful weekend. And, as I wrote yesterday, the Hand of the Almighty was upon the God-Emperor on Saturday. It is the only reason he is still around today. Things are clearly moving extremely quickly around and toward us, as we...
They tried to kill the King

They tried to kill the King

I was just about ready to call it a night yesterday, when notifications started to flood into my Telegram feed about a shooting at a rally held by His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus...
Father Time is undefeated

Father Time is undefeated

When a man starts out lifting serious daddy-weight in the gym, the thought that one day, he might lift the very last rep of his life, almost never crosses his mind. The younger he starts, the longer he has to move heavy things around. But, the fact remains that, one...
Friday T&A: Strategery Edition

Friday T&A: Strategery Edition

Another week spent beavering away at work, with nary a chance to do anything other than eat, sleep, and go to the gym. Oh well. I thought it would be a relatively quiet summer – hooooo boy, was I ever wrong. It certainly has not been quiet on the political...
Monday morning making of Mordor

Monday morning making of Mordor

That weekend went by WAY too damn fast. And that probably has to do with the fact that last week was RIDICULOUSLY busy. This week does not look like it will be any sort of improvement, unfortunately. So let’s get straight into things, without any preliminaries,...